The Top Ten: Algonquin Round Table Power Rankings

_Pollux writes_:
Jillian Lovejoy Lowery and Howard Megdal come up with unscientific “rankings”:http://perpetualpost.com/?p=3654 measuring the greatness of the members of the Algonquin Round Table.
Some of these stars have dimmed since their heyday, and Lowery and Megdal discuss whether Alexander Woollcott, for example, deserves to be “buried by history” or whether Franklin P. Adams deserves his current obscurity. Dorothy Parker is no. 1 on both posted lists.
Emdashes readers, post your own rankings here!