Monthly Archives: January 2007

Because It Is Busy, and Because Kapuscinski and the “Nut Lady” Are Gone

Did you hear last week’s This American Life? Act Three, the story of how a guy named Eric can’t seem to buy himself a couch, has some nice echoes of one of my favorite prose pieces of all time, Donald Antrim’s “I Bought a Bed” (which, of course, originally appeared in The New Yorker and is now a chapter in Antrim’s mesmerizing book The Afterlife).
I’m happy to report that Scott McLemee, whose well-hewn and polished thoughts I’ve been enjoying for some time via his column for Inside Higher Ed (I like this recent one about disorganization), has a brand new blog, wittily titled Quick Study. I will be one, I hope, of it. If I were to presume to tell The New Yorker what public intellectuals and potential contributors it is overlooking, my A-list would consist of McLemee.
Speaking of great brains, here’s James Wolcott (and Stephen Manzi) on his fellow great James, Thurber; meanwhile, Popsurfing‘s Michael Giltz reflects on the Shawn family, whom he compares to Salinger’s Glasses and Anderson’s Royal Tenenbaums.
R.I.P., Ryszard Kapuscinski (the accents just aren’t coming out right), whose travel-memoir essay “The Open World” is in this week’s New Yorker. (So are two poems, “A Choice” and Ecce Homo”—both are web-only.) Slate reminds us of a 2003 “Culturebox” column by Meghan O’Rourke, in which she “defended literary journalists—including Kapuscinski—who bend the rules of literal truth-telling in order to tell a bigger story.” O’Rourke begins:

Joseph Mitchell’s Old Mr. Flood is a great book. It’s as vivid a portrait of the Fulton Fish Market and of working-class life in New York City as any we have. Old Mr. Flood is also partly invented. Though it was first presented as journalism—most of it ran as magazine pieces in The New Yorker in 1944—Mitchell revealed in the book’s preface some four years later that Mr. Flood was a composite character, as Jack Shafer recently noted in Slate.
With the reappearance of Stephen Glass and the dismissal of Jayson Blair, a certain kind of rule-bending literary journalism has taken it on the chin. Mitchell and other respected sometime-“fabulists”—including A.J. Liebling and Ryszard Kapuscinski—have been lightly tarred and feathered along with the black-listed young journalists. After all, the argument goes, the realms of Fact and Fiction are diametrically opposed. There is no truth but the plain truth. The very currency of journalism is fact; to toy with it once is to devalue it (and your integrity) permanently, whether you are a great stylist or a hack.
This line of reasoning is entirely logical. And yet too rigid an adherence to such standards would mean an impoverishment of American journalism—one that seems unthinkable. There’d be no Old Mr. Flood, no The Honest Rainmaker, by A.J. Liebling; some work by New Journalists like Tom Wolfe, Gay Talese, and Norman Mailer would go in the trash. John Hersey is said to have created a composite character in a Life magazine story; does this mean we should think differently of his masterpiece Hiroshima?

And R.I.P., too, Elizabeth Tashjian, who seems to have been, among many other things, the subject of a New Yorker piece.

Elizabeth Tashjian, the celebrated Old Lyme artist and free spirit, was known by millions as the “Nut Lady” after her museum devoted to nuts that she operated for many years in her 17-room mansion. In her characteristic style, she told a writer for The New Yorker magazine several years ago that she never liked being called the “Nut Lady,” but that it was preferable to being known as the state’s certified nut…. As a young woman from an aristocratic Armenian family, she had studied classical art and was well-regarded for her work. Her artistic and independent temperament drew her to the nut, which she drew, painted and sculpted. Her creations were displayed in her Old Lyme Nut Museum, which was listed by the state of Connecticut on its list of tourist attractions until 1988.

Anyone have a working Complete New Yorker (this computer doesn’t like the discs) who can check it out? Squib Report, any interest in pursuing it? It sounds promising, and she sounds like a treasure. I reject a world without eccentrics.
 
Finally, Newsday columnist Sylvia Carter, my former Newsday colleague, writes a fond reminiscence of the neighborhood life and food in Manhattan she relished before moving out to the Island:

I miss my working fireplace, and I miss the high ceilings and the wide plank floors. I miss being able to walk outside my door and instantly become part of a city. It is a city of dogs and their walkers, a city where The New Yorker magazine almost always arrived on Monday instead of Tuesday or Wednesday. Babbo, the famous restaurant where Mario Batali is chef and an owner, was across the street, and he used to sit on my stoop and chat, city-style.

But for non-Manhattanite New Yorkers, it does not arrive on Monday, but on Tuesday, Wednesday, or even Thursday. I’ve long railed against this imbalance, which suggests an embarrassingly old-fashioned bias in the circulation department’s priorities. Readers in the five boroughs of New York City, when do you get your magazine?

The Sportswriter: Remnick Spotted on Subway Train Metro-North

By this alert reader, who was nevertheless too absorbed in a Richard Ford novel to get the lay of the land, that is, what Remnick was reading as he traveled along, or whether he was alone rather than, say, in a group of women with men. Even still, such a sighting is the ultimate good luck for any New York writer sort of person, a sort of Independence Day of the spirit, beset as it so often is by a multitude of sins, that pack of snarling wildlife. I’ve heard of Remnick sightings in Central Park among the rocky springs, as well, which warms a piece of my heart.

New York Event: A Very Crumby Valentine’s Day, Plus Jeffrey Goldberg

From the New York Public Library website (some boldface omitted):

Celebrate Valentine’s Day with ALINE KOMINSKY CRUMB in conversation with R. CRUMB: Need More Love
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
at 7:00 PM
Celeste Bartos Forum

Aline: We’ve been living and working together for thirty-five years. As I write this I’m astonished that we’re so old and that we actually still love each other. Who woulda’ thought, when we first met at a party at Robert’s girlfriend’s house, and he told me that I had “cute knees,” that we were about to embark on a life-time adventure together?
Bob: Yeah, who’d a’ thought?? She still has cute knees… and the only reason I’m doing this Valentine’s Day appearance at the NYPL this year is because Aline asked me to do it with her and I said “okay, I’ll do it as a Valentine’s Day gift to you, since I’ve never given you a gift before in our whole life, except for that t-shirt I bought for you in the early 80’s”… because, in fact, I hate doing public appearances… I’m becoming more and more of a hermit as I get older… but for Aline I’ll do it… don’t worry, it’ll be a riot… we’ll do our schtick… it’ll be very entertaining as opposed to intellectual and tedious.
Aline: Actually, all he has to do is ask me a few questions and I can go on for hours…I love to tell “all”. I’m compulsively honest… You’ll learn more about us than you would ever need to know. The hard job for Bob’ll be to shut me up and get me off the stage… Finally, I get to tell my side o’ the story!
Bob: That’s right… it’s all about promoting Aline’s big, new book, Need More Love!! Check it out… February 14, NYPL!
Aline: PS: I’ve got so many cute outfits. How am I gonna decide what to wear?!

Buy tickets here. And just in case you missed it, both Crumbs were recently profiled in the Times. In other New Yorker event news, Jeffrey Goldberg, who’s something of a card (I met him at the New Yorker Festival), is speaking on January 31, also in New York—Brooklyn, to be exact. (Via Jewcy, which has location and RSVP information).

Friday Morning Guest Review: Afternoon of a Shawn (Wallace Shawn’s “The Fever”)

Martin Schneider, our trusty Squib Reporter, writes:
Last night I went to see Wallace Shawn—son, of course, of William—deliver his monologue/play The Fever at the Acorn Theatre on 42nd Street. When I entered the auditorium, there was a clot of people on the stage. Ah yes, I recalled, anyone viewing the performance was encouraged to “join Mr. Shawn for a sip of champagne one half hour before each performance.” It’s only after the play that the lacerating bite of the gesture becomes evident.
My companions and I observed that sipping champagne in a crowd full of theatergoing New Yorkers came perilously close to “hobnobbing.” When we spotted Ethan Hawke on the other side of the stage, we realized that hobnobbing status had indeed been attained. (Shawn appeared in the New Group’s 2005 production of Hurlyburly, starring Hawke; both The Fever and Hurlyburly were directed by Scott Elliott.)
Before assuming his character of “the Traveler,” Shawn spoke for a few minutes about the strange conventions of theater. Theatergoers like to go to plays even though they are fully aware that plays are awful; the conventions involved in theater programs are mystifying; disembodied voices with demands about our cell phones are over-hasty; and so on. Charming and astute.
The play is about the unsettling thoughts of any educated, cultured person: Who had to toil so hard so that I could enjoy this latte? Do my fondness for Schumann and my considerate manners represent any contribution to the public weal? On what basis can my privileged status be justified? And so on. It’s brave and thought-provoking stuff, and I enjoyed it a lot. For a clever fellow, Shawn is awfully dark. Or possibly the other way around.
I also liked him in the underrated 1985 movie Heaven Help Us.
The Fever is playing through March 3 at the Acorn Theatre, 410 West 42nd Street between Ninth and Tenth Avenues. Performances are Monday-Friday at 8 p.m., Saturday at 2 p.m.

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In All Seriousness Dept.: Intern Sought

The other night at the Gopnik/Marx event, my friend Paddy Johnson at the upstanding Art Fag City told me that she’s now enjoying the help of an unpaid but much appreciated assistant, and if Art Fag City’s got one, by gum, so can we. (“We” because in its third year, Emdashes is no longer a one-man show, and hooray for that.) Sadly, the prospective candidate I had my eye on, Emily Gordon of the Cornell Daily Sun, is going to med school after she graduates (such a loss for journalism, and New Yorker blogging), but that doesn’t mean the other hordes of Emily Gordons, all of whom seem to be ace volleyball, soccer, or lacrosse players, aren’t more than welcome to apply. If your name isn’t Emily Gordon, Emdashes Inc.’s affirmative-action clause also encourages you to send your resume with a brief letter (demonstrating stellar spelling and punctuation skills) explaining your interest in the site, your degree of love for The New Yorker on a scale from one to a billion, your openness to HTML, how much time you have available, and your willingness to attend glittering events in my stead (All About Eve-style), when necessary.

Gravestones Are Forever, Plus Lillian Ross Pictures and More Allen Shawn

From Boston’s The Weekly Dig, a whole story about Drew Dernavich’s cartoons and tombstones. Didn’t know Dernavich engraved tombstones? Then you haven’t read this Boston Globe story about how the relatives of deceased Beantowners are up in arms over whimsical Boomer epitaphs like “The Happy Tomato” and “Who the hell is Sheila Shea,” and marble portraits that are less than Puritan. Dernavich is quoted there, but the new story’s a real profile:

“I’m not drawing in cartoony style. They’re like prints with captions,” Dernavich explains. “I’ve always been interested in printmaking and woodcuts. It makes sense to me. It feels natural. At first, I’d draw like this and think, ‘This isn’t a cartoon style.’ I tried to teach myself to draw cartoony; I guess I taught myself pretty badly. They all had this kind of schizophrenia—you’d have a realistic-looking pant leg with a cartoon head on top. It took a long time for me to figure out that your work doesn’t have to look like SpongeBob to be a cartoon…. I’ve always liked the stark black and white of the German expressionist printmakers, even though you’d never call that stuff humorous. Actually, it’s incredibly depressing—woodcuts of people hanging themselves. It’s very painful, but I love the stark look of it. I don’t know if that makes it any funnier. But I can draw a guy with a bulb nose and buck teeth, and that doesn’t make it funny, either. You don’t have to have a funny style if your material is good. You don’t need a laugh track—people can figure out what’s funny on their own.”

Also, in re dead people, happy birthday, Robert Burns. Not at all in re dead people: The MoMA is having a film tribute to Lillian Ross from February 23-28, and the Times has a nice profile of Allen Shawn.

Harold From the Block, the Key to the City, and a “Celebrity Tonguemeister”

NYC Blocks, you’re the most welcome new fish in the aquarium (I don’t read a lot of blogs, aside from those I find absolutely necessary; if anything, these days, I read wondrous things like this) since the splendiferous Today in Letters. Read David Crohn’s most recent (that is, his second) post on NYC Blocks, “11th Street Between Fifth and Sixth Avenues.” A snippet: “Musical iconoclast Charles Ives, playwright Oscar Wilde and famed New Yorker editor Harold Ross liked the block so much they once called it home, but my favorite residence is still occupied by some of its original inhabitants….”
History-digging? Renting? Buying? Strolling? Read on. Also, unrelated: Is Jay McInerney the Truman Capote of wine, meaning, to this writer, “a celebrity tonguemesiter with forelock tugged to any passing celebrity or supertaster”?

Disciples of Marx, Children of Adam

As far more organized chroniclers Ron Hogan and the preternaturally poised Rachel Sklar have already reported, Adam Gopnik and Patricia Marx read (but mostly shot the breeze—they’re close friends and live 53 steps away from each other in the same building) at the 92nd St. Y last night. They also made many new friends, game as they were to mingle among a gaggle of bloggers who, accustomed to explaining basic terminology to befuddled literati, were instead treated to cheese plates, giant blackberries, prime seats, and “Welcome, bloggers!”
I didn’t have a chance to meet everybody; could we have nametags next time, Andrew? Dorky, yes, but blogging is definitely dorky, so we might as well go whole hog. Missing from those lists of the writers and sitemakers present, by the way, were Newyorkette, a.k.a. New Yorker cartoonist Carolita Johnson; Kesher Talk‘s Judith Weiss; the soulful Austin Kelley, editor of the elegantly illustrated and smartly written Modern Spectator (a “literary sports journal” that would do Audax Minor proud); and future multiplatform creator Olivia, co-star of Bumping Into Mr. Ravioli. She’s cute as a button.
Marx was as funny as I expected her to be from her Q. & A. with Nancy Franklin recently; she read “Audio Tour,” and I suddenly remembered having actually reported something: What happens when you call the phone number (212-399-4838) in the story? Gopnik was garrulous, enthusiastic (during our conversation, he spoke glowingly of Katha Pollitt, Calvin Trillin‘s reportage, Trillin’s U.S. Journal, A.J. Liebling, NYC eccentrics of yore [“Now they all have agents and websites”], and the New Yorker librarians), a bit of a dandy (his wife, Martha, is a glamourpuss herself), and extremely charming. He’d been reading at Sundance—there are readings at Sundance now, apparently—and, during the talk, read from an original copy of an old New Yorker and did several impersonations. Marx seemed like a sparkle-eyed, wisecracking dame of the old school, with the attendant tender heart. PM: “Do you have anything dark to say?” AG: “I’m a perpetually sunny person.”

The Chechnyan Police and the Politkovskaya Murder

Released today by the Committee to Protect Journalists:

Russia’s prosecutor general has opened a criminal investigation into several police officials in Chechnya who may have killed reporter Anna Politkovskaya because she was about to publish an article alleging their involvement in torture. The information was disclosed to a delegation from the Committee to Protect Journalists in a meeting on Monday with Foreign Ministry spokesman Boris Malakhov.

Foreign Ministry officials, while disclosing the lead involving police in Chechnya, noted that it is one of several theories being pursued in the slaying of Politkovskaya, who was gunned down in her Moscow apartment building on October 7, 2006. Politkovskaya’s article describing state-sponsored torture in Chechnya was published posthumously in her newspaper, Novaya Gazeta.

The CPJ delegation also met on Monday with Ella Pamfilova, chairwoman of the government human rights council, and delivered more than 400 postcards calling on Russian President Vladimir Putin to bring an end to an alarming string of unsolved journalist slayings…. Among those signing the postcards, which were collected at CPJ’s International Press Freedom Awards ceremony in November, were New York Times Executive Editor Bill Keller, New Yorker Editor David Remnick, CBS News correspondent Lara Logan, and press freedom activist Myroslava Gongadze, widow of the slain Ukrainian reporter Georgy Gongadze. Pamfilova promised to deliver the postcards directly to Putin.

Russia is the third deadliest country for reporters worldwide, according to a recent CPJ study.

There are times when the “Headline Shooter” logo seems in bad taste, so I’m assigning this to “Looked Into” instead.

Friday Afternoon Guest Review: Hot Dog! A Calvin Trillin Reading

Martin Schneider, our trusty Squib Reporter, reports from a Calvin Trillin reading last week at the Upper West Side Barnes & Noble. Trillin read from from his new book, About Alice (about whose prospects we hear Random House is very excited, incidentally), just for starters.
One of the few posts on my old blog, Between the Squibs, was about Trillin. See, Trillin’s a bit stealthy: His basic persona is of an avuncular, curmudgeonly Keillor type, and almost as a sidelight, he’s the best goddamned reporter in the country. If you have the Complete New Yorker DVD, I really recommend spending a week or two with his “U.S. Journal” entries. You’ll thank me.
Anyway. I realized listening to him on Friday that one reason I love Trillin is that he represents the premise that The New Yorker and Middle America aren’t separate entities that need to be “bridged”; I love the lack of self-consciousness with which he would likely present himself as a New Yorker correspondent to, say, the proprietor of a Cincinnati chili stand.
The New Yorker must, of course, define itself as the best of a certain kind of thing, but it’s even better when it sees itself as obviously “of” America rather than in any way in opposition to it. To me, that’s exactly what Trillin represents—The New Yorker immersed in the country, not aloof from it.
Wisely, Trillin didn’t read exclusively from the book, but instead read a selection of short pieces in which Alice figures and then the first (brief) chapter of About Alice. In one he talks about how much he hates his highly organized neighbor Elwood; one was from his “Uncivil Liberties” column at The Nation, about how the de la Rentas never invite him to their fashionable soirées (from the early 1980s; when Francoise de la Renta does finally call, he calls himself “Calvin of the Trillin”); one was a fine poem from The New Yorker called “Just How Do You Suppose That Alice Knows?” My favorite was about how vacationing in the countryside is irksome because the tangible reality of the life of the land renders all-too-literal so many of the cliches that we use (like “a long row to hoe”). The excerpt from About Alice was excellent, of course.
I rarely ask questions at these events, but a good one occurred to me. I asked what his last meal at Shopsin’s was. I was hoping to get a little insight into Shopsin’s last days, some juicy tidbit or some bit of business that he could never disclosed while the restaurant was still in operation. Somewhat surprised at the question, he instead avowed that he could not recall what his last Shopsin’s concoction was and took a moment to explain the restaurant to the assembled, quoting himself to the effect that their Burmese Hummus was neither hummus nor Burmese.
I also only occasionally have books signed, but, finding myself towards the front of the audience and hence without long to wait, this time I did. The older lady in front of me pointed out that Trillin “never smiles,” which was true—except when he was actually signing the books and interacting with his readers. When I got home I realized that my used copy of Uncivil Liberties is also inscribed.
Oh—never let it be said that Emdashes doesn’t break the big stories. [No, indeed! —Ed.] A woman seated in the row behind me handed me a flier. Trillin’s A Heckuva Job (“deadline poetry” from The Nation) has apparently been set to music by the composer Tom Flaherty and will be performed by the Speculum Musicae Monday, January 29, at 8 p.m., at Merkin Concert Hall.