Monthly Archives: September 2005

Balk, Pt. II

Want more depressing bird-flu news? You got it! From BBC News:

Bird flu ‘could kill 150m people’

A flu pandemic could happen at any time and kill between 5-150 million people, a UN health official has warned.

David Nabarro, who is charged with co-ordinating responses to bird flu, said a mutation of the virus affecting Asia could trigger new outbreaks.

“The consequences in terms of human life when the pandemic does start are going to be extraordinary and very damaging,” Dr Nabarro told the BBC.

Bird flu has swept through poultry and wild birds in Asia since 2003.

It has killed huge numbers of birds and led to more than 60 human deaths.

“It’s like a combination of global warming and HIV/Aids 10 times faster than it’s running at the moment,” Dr Nabarro told the BBC.

The UN’s new co-ordinator for avian and human influenza said the likelihood that the Asian virus could mutate and jump to humans was high.

Because it has moved to wild migratory birds there is a possibility “that the first outbreak could happen even in Africa or in the Middle East”, he warned.

The comments came as agriculture ministers from the Association of South East Asian Nations (Asean) endorsed a three-year plan to combat the spread of the virus, and pledged $2m to fund research and training.

Dr Nabarro stressed he would be working hard to control bird flu through contact with farming communities and markets where birds are sold and looking at the migration of wild birds.

He said the number of deaths from any future influenza pandemic would depend on where it started, how quickly it was discovered and the kind of response they got from governments.

“The range of deaths could be anything between 5m and 150m,” said Dr Nabarro.

“I believe that the work we’re doing over the next few months will make the difference between, for example, whether the next pandemic leads us in the direction of 150 or in the direction of five. “So our effectiveness will be directly measured in lives saved and the consequences for the world.”

The appointment of Dr Nabarro is an indication of how seriously the UN is taking the threat, the BBC’s UN correspondent Suzannah Price says.

In his new role, he is meant to ensure that the UN has a co-ordinated response to bird flu and that it helps global efforts to prepare for any human flue pandemic, our correspondent says.

“Shawn didn’t talk that way”

Rush & Molloy:

‘Capote’ figure called un-Tru

Oscar handicappers are calling Philip Seymour Hoffman the man to beat for his portrayal of writer Truman Capote in “Capote.” But old hands at the New Yorker are rankled by the movie’s take on the magazine’s late and beloved editor William Shawn, as played by Bob Balaban.

Longtime New Yorker contributor Roger Angell notes that the film has the painfully shy Shawn holding a press conference “and talking about how to make [Capote’s book] ‘In Cold Blood’ more newsworthy. Shawn never did anything in his life to make something more newsworthy.”

In the movie, Shawn also accompanies Capote to the execution of the murderers. “He was too nervous to travel, by and large,” Angell tells us.

Writer Ken Auletta likewise took exception with the brusque and terribly social Shawn of “Capote.”

“I don’t believe he would have had that kind of breathless quality [Balaban has],” Auletta told us yesterday at a Newhouse School panel. “Shawn didn’t talk that way. He held writers’ hands. He held Capote’s hand, and nurtured him and supported him.”

Shawn’s actor son, Wallace, couldn’t be reached yesterday, but we’re sure he’ll have some thoughts.

(8.22.05 issue) Ian Buruma: “hysterical rant”?

Arguing against Ian Buruma’s recent review of Bradley K. Martin’s Under the Loving Care of the Fatherly Leader: North Korea and the Kim Dynasty, Thomas Riggins for the journal Political Affairs (whose tagline is “Marxist Thought Online”): “While there are many problems with North Korea, to be sure, they are not the concoctions and fantasies put forth by Buruma in his ‘review’…. If Mr. Buruma wants to write something worth reading on the subject he should read less contentious books and view fewer James Bond movies.” Curious?

I’m going to turn comments back on as an experiment for this post, in case people feel like tussling.

More Lorrie stories

Just noticed this over on Maud Newton—my old schoolmate Tom Hopkins writes a pleasingly detailed review of the Lorrie Moore/Chang-Rae Lee reading, including her funny quips about gin, teaching, and the second person. Doing all three simultaneously not recommended.

Love is a glorious cycle of song

and I am Marie of Romania. That said, there’s a whole lot of Dorothy Parker going on this weekend. First, from Gothamist, You Might as Well Live, a one-woman-Parker-channelling show from Karen Mason:

Details: You Might As Well Live plays twice more, on 9/30 at 8pm and 10/2 at 4:30pm. It’s at the 45th Street Theatre, 354 W. 45th St. Tickets are at Theatermania.

It’s part of the much larger Parkerfest, the Dorothy Parker Society’s annual splashy, ginny tonic. I hope to get to at least one of these parties, ’cause they look really fun. I also recommend the Algonquin Walking Tour—Kevin Fitzpatrick knows what he’s talking about and it’s an entertaining, vigorous, and actually educational walk for not just visitors but jaded New Yorkers, who might be surprised how many New Yorker and related landmarks they don’t know. Here’s the whole lineup, for which some tickets are still available, at the door or online.

Friday 5:30-7:30: We’ll be at the Algonquin Hotel in the lobby for cocktails. Meet at the large rectangle table in the lobby on the south end. Open to all; RSVP to Kevin@dorothyparkerNYC.com.

We then walk a few blocks to:

Friday, 8:30 p.m.: You Might As Well Live, 45th Street Theatre, 354 West 45th Street, between 8th and 9th Avenues. Part of the New York Musical Theatre Festival. It stars Broadway veteran Karen Mason (she originated the role of Tanya on Broadway in ABBA’s Mamma Mia!). The show, which takes its title from Parker’s famous poem “Resumé,” will be directed by Guy Stroman and will feature a book by Norman Mathews, who set Parker’s words to his music. Tickets are $15 each.

We then walk one block to:

Friday, 10:30 p.m.:
“Dorothy Parker Cabaret Night” at Don’t Tell Mama, 343 West 46th Street, between 8th and 9th Avenues. This is going to be such a fun show in one of Manhattan’s favorite cabarets. Cindy Ball is performing her Helen Kane show (Helen was the basis for Betty Boop); and direct from Sweden, Sara Jangfeldt, performing Enough Rope , a jazz musical based on Dorothy Parker’s work set to music. It has been performed in Stockholm and Moscow; this is the New York debut of the unique show. Tickets: $20 each + 2 drink minimum. Open to all; RSVP to Kevin@dorothyparkerNYC.com.

Saturday, Noon-2 p.m.: The Algonquin Round Table Walking Tour, The Algonquin Hotel. Trace the footsteps of The Vicious Circle through the Theatre District, Times Square, Rockefeller Center and Hell’s Kitchen. Led by Kevin C. Fitzpatrick, DPSNY president and author of the upcoming book “A Journey into Dorothy Parker’s New York.” $15 for the walk. Lunch to follow at the Round Table; cost of lunch separate. Open to all; RSVP to Kevin@dorothyparkerNYC.com.

Weather forecast for Saturday: Sunny and high 75, low 60s.

Saturday, 8-11 p.m.: Dorothy Parker Bathtub Gin Ball & Speakeasy Cruise II, aboard The Diplomat, boarding 7:30 p.m. Come aboard in Twenties attire for a three-hour moonlight cruise around the city aboard a private yacht launched in 1930. Live period music by Bliss Blood and Cantonement, with special guest Cindy Ball. Open bar (all you can drink) and light fare will be served. The three-hour cruise sails from Chelsea and past the Statue of Liberty, Governor’s Island, Ellis Island, South Street Seaport, Brooklyn Bridge and all the landmarks. Board at Pier 63, located at West 23rd Street and the West Side Highway, behind Basketball City (not where we were in 2004). Tickets are $60 each. Open to all; RSVP to Kevin@dorothyparkerNYC.com.

Weather forecast for Saturday night: low 60s.

Saturday, 11 p.m. to ?: Bathtub Gin Ball Official After-Party, Flute Gramercy, 40 East 20th Street (between Broadway and Park Avenue South). Come to the greatest Gramercy Park speakeasy! Flute Gramercy is a fantastic lounge to unwind after our boat cruise. Special offer of $5 Kir Royal cocktails to any guests who come in costume!

Sunday, noon: We have added a very special event at the Algonquin Hotel in the Oak Room. Don’t miss this one. Sara Jangfeldt, an actress-singer from Stockholm, is coming to town and making her Oak Room debut on Sunday, Oct. 2. We are having a “jazz brunch” 12-2 p.m. with Sara’s performance with her jazz trio at 2. She is presenting her show “Enough Rope” (in English & Swedish); which is a dozen Dorothy Parker pieces set to original jazz compositions. Sara has performed the show at Stockholm’s Stadsteater, Gothenburg Opera, Gothenburg Stadsteater, in Moscow and Capri. How appropriate that she is singing it in the Oak Room, where the Round Table was founded? Sara is also singing classics and standards. To attend: $55 includes three-course brunch & show; or to skip the brunch, $30 cover + $15 minimum. To reserve tickets RSVP to Kevin@dorothyparkerNYC.com. Today’s show is sponsored by the Swedish Ministry of Foreign Affairs. For more information about Sara: click here.

Sunday, 1:30-4:30 p.m.: Dorothy Parker Scavenger Hunt, The Algonquin Hotel Lobby. A debut! We’ve never tried this before! Bring your team to the hotel, or join others, as you will be sent out across the city to collect items associated with Mrs. Parker. Special prizes for all teams. Return at 5 p.m. for cocktails and hunt results! FREE. Open to the public.

Sunday, 7:30 p.m.: The Talk of the Town in the Oak Room; The Algonquin Hotel. Attend the hit musical based on the legendary Vicious Circle. The New Yorker says, “[The] well-crafted period-style songs are genuinely clever and the classic quips still crackle.” Special discount to show tonight only: $40 with code DPS40 plus 2-drink minimum. Reserve tickets (mention Dorothy Parker Society): 212-419-9331 (sorry, no online tickets).

Complete schedule, get tickets, see photos and stories from the past six years: click here.

Questions? Email Kevin@dorothyparkerNYC.com.

ONLINE TICKETS here. Or pay cash at the door!

Secrets of New Yorker cartoons revealed!

At the cartoonists’ jamboree late Saturday night, state secrets were, unthinkably yet electrifyingly, slipped. Behold the scientific system—you’re familiar, I trust, with the classic Tartaglian intuitionist theorem “one from column A, one from column B, one from column C”—by which New Yorker cartoons are designed, built, and distributed to innocent Americans and not a few more or less innocent Canadians:

New Yorker cartoon formula exposed!

Click to enlarge. I’m not sure if Bob Mankoff would actually endorse this formula, but he didn’t yell fire in a crowded theater to stop it, so I think it’s OK to sell to the top Russian periodicals at this point.

“Parting the Waters” on WNYC tomorrow

At noon:

Celebrating the Artistic Culture of the Bayou

Leonard Lopate hosts an hour-long special featuring selections from “Parting the Waters,” The New Yorker magazine’s September 24th benefit for Hurricane Katrina Relief. The benefit is a celebration of the artistic culture of the Bayou, with musicians, actors and writers from the Gulf Coast region. Guests include: David Byrne and Les Miserables Brass Band, The ReBirth Brass Band, Buckwheat Zydeco, Calvin Trillin, Kevin Kline, David Byrne, Patricia Clarkson, and Richard Ford.

Read all about it here. Please have $50 in essential hurricane-relief funds ready, since the hand of Lopate will reach out from your radio to take it from you. Well, it won’t. But you could write a check.

Letter From Yokahama

Faithful reader Tom Gally, who reads us, I mean me, from Yokohama, Japan, writes:

The new owner of a set of The New Yorker‘s DVD archive faces the problem of where to begin. The book of highlights that accompanies the DVD offers one point of entry, as do the software’s various search and browse features.

I began in the late 1930s. By that point, the magazine had matured beyond its slapdash beginnings, but it still had a youthful lightness and irreverence that would be lost with the coming of the Second World War, the atomic age, and the Cold War.

For a taste, here is the first item under “Notes and Comment” in the issue of January 9, 1937:

“The fortnight has been a busy one. There were hasty conferences to make air travel safe for statisticians. There was a clash of pituitary experts, baring their teeth over a hormone. ‘Alice in Wonderland’ was discredited by a psychiatrist. Women were proved to be fertile for only a few hours each month, during which time they could be made to ring a bell. Sport reached a new pinnacle when an American Negro ran a foot race with a chestnut gelding. A lady in Princeton discovered osmium, thulium, and iridium in the sun. Skiing took its final Americanization vows when a snow train full of skiers was met in Intervale, N.H., by a brass band. And a scientist, taking the words right out of our mouth, pointed out that Man is about to follow in the footsteps of the lemmings, the little animals that run down to the sea and die.”

I think (back to me now) that the weekly satirical email Harper’s sends out is reaching for this very kind of tone and sprightly listmaking, which may not work as well for the dreariest of currrent events. Is this piece credited? I’ll check later on. One of the best things about the archive is that at long last, we know who the heck wrote all those Talks. Here’s Lillian Ross on the early days of Talks and that famous first-person plural.

I like these things

1. A review of the New Yorker DVD archive by my friend Peter Terzian, who’s also my remarkably tolerant editor. Here’s a snippet:

Such bounty can breed obsession. Minutes after popping one of the eight discs into my iMac, the outline of my future became clear. I began making calculations. If I read one complete issue a day for the next 11 1/2 years, I would be finished in the spring of 2017. Of course, so much reading would occupy a few hours of each day. Surely I could shunt some social engagements, make peanut-butter sandwiches for dinner instead of all that time-consuming cooking.

I can imagine other readers of “The Complete New Yorker” entertaining similar fantasies of a systematic approach. One could easily become overwhelmed by the abundance on offer. “Now that it’s done and I actually have one,” says New Yorker editor David Remnick, “I have to say I’ve spent more hours learning about this magazine of ours and mine than I ever would have thought imaginable.” And more…

2. A story about two New Yorker Festival events—Edie Falco/Jeffrey Toobin and Nancy Franklin/Ricky Gervais—by culture maven and great Canadian Simon Houpt, who also recently interviewed Myla Goldberg (who, I hear, hangs a crooked foot all upside down). Just in case you’re not a Globe & Mail Insider Edition subscriber, I will provide the text in the interest of promoting friendship among nations. It comes around, it comes around, it comes around, it comes around. (I reviewed the event here.)

NEW YORK DIARY

Actors in a New Yorker state of mind

By SIMON HOUPT

Every September, as the rest of the world buckles down and turns serious again after summer’s frivolities, The New Yorker magazine momentarily swims against the current, loosens its poise, and lets down its elaborately pinned hair. This past weekend marked its sixth annual festival of readings, panels, interviews, musical performances and happenings, more than 40 events in which the magazine’s high-toned spirit infects the city’s streets, clubs and studios, and vice versa.

Fans of the magazine fly in for the weekend from across the continent and, occasionally, from overseas. Where else are you going to see Steve Martin in a banjo jam with Earl Scruggs? Or the magazine’s financial columnist James Surowiecki chat with the band Sleater-Kinney? Or Roger Angell cast his mind back over the more than 60 years that he’s been contributing to the magazine?

On Saturday night, in back-to-back sessions at the swank music club Coda on 34th Street, where orange light cast down from chandeliers proved a little harsh for the skin tone of any human being, Edie Falco and Ricky Gervais offered case studies in the uneven life of an actor. Taken together, you might say they provided a twist on Tolstoy’s famous dictum about families — to wit, all successful actors resemble one another, but each unsuccessful actor is unsuccessful in his or her own way. Both actors have spent more years of their lives struggling than they have being successes, and neither is so far removed from those early days that they don’t recall in acidic clarity how challenging they were.

All dolled up in sparkly clothes, Falco submitted patiently to a battery of questions from the magazine’s legal affairs writer Jeffrey Toobin. (The odd pairing could have proved inspired but didn’t; that hit-and-miss nature of the festival is what keeps it interesting.) He began by reading a quote from a critic who had noted tongue-in-cheek that Falco was considered “an overnight success” only “after working for 15 years of anonymity and not a lot of success” in New York theatre and tiny, unmemorable film roles.

Falco winced knowingly and explained that she’d done whatever she could to support herself through those years, including a stint with an outfit called Shazam Entertainment, which supplied party staff to weddings and bar mitzvahs to help get guests in the mood. She’d had to dress up as the Cookie Monster and drag people onto the dance floor, which proved hellish since she hates that sort of forced frivolity. There were also the 15 years of waitressing, which she says now “is a giant blackout” in her brain, just “little snippets of people being rude, and the smell of old beer.”

One memory of those years is clear, though. One Sunday morning as she was setting up a restaurant for brunch, she looked around and thought, “This is what my life will always be like, setting up restaurants for ever and ever and ever.”

Only about a week ago, Falco said, she was walking down the street with a girlfriend when it suddenly occurred to her that she’d never have to do that again. Probably. She’s got many, many talented friends who still haven’t struck it big, and she’s all too aware of how stars can be dropped right back to where they were found. Besides, “I did that for a lot longer than I’ve done this, so that feels more real to me, in a way.”

Which is something that the newest creation from Ricky Gervais could appreciate. Gervais, of course, is the public face of The Office, the BBC cult hit that still has people talking, even though it wrapped its 14-episode run in England more than two years ago. He’s back on British and U.S. television with Extras, a six-part series about the petty humiliations faced by a wannabe actor (Gervais) who, after five years of work as an extra on TV and feature films, has yet to break into the foreground. (The show doesn’t yet have a Canadian outlet.)

During the 10 p.m.-to-midnight session at Coda, The New Yorker’s TV critic Nancy Franklin and Gervais slugged back Heinekens while chuckling about his trip from obscurity to semi-stardom. (Well, Franklin, being a New Yorker staffer, didn’t exactly slug, but rather demurely tipped the bottle to her lips.) His dad was a day labourer in Reading, his mother a housewife, and when he was eight years old his mother explained to him that the reason his older siblings were so much older than he (11, 13, and 14 years) was because he was a mistake. “Well, you were a brilliant mistake,” Franklin quipped.

Gervais went to college in London because it was a chance to move to London; he had no idea what he wanted to do. After college, he took a series of dead-end jobs in radio, including a stint as an events manager at one radio station because the station was near his house. When one of his former assistants, Stephen Merchant, had to make a student film, Gervais worked up a few skits around the character who would eventually become the self-centered boss David Brent in The Office. He and Merchant showed the film to the BBC and then raced to write six episodes of a sitcom on spec, in case the network picked up the idea. He was 36.

“I was lazy until I did The Office. But when the chance is really there, I go for it,” he admitted. “And I was rewarded. It was like a revelation at 36: The more you try, the more you get out!” Gervais cast his eyes over the appreciative crowd, and bathed in their adoring laughter.

Jonathans are illuminated: Show of shows

What an imp! Irresistible:

“The Jonathan Ames Show” launches this Tuesday, September 27th at Mo Pitkin’s, 34 Avenue A (between 3rd and 2nd). Doors open at 8, show starts at 8:30. Cover charge is $12. Tickets are available at the door or on TicketWeb.

“The Jonathan Ames Show” will be at Mo’s the last Tuesday of every month this fall—October 25th and November 29th. No show in December, and then resuming in 2006.

Every month Ames will have a magician, a writer, a comedian, and a musician. Ames will begin the show with a dance with his sidekick (see below), followed by a brief monologue. Then there will be a variety-show.

The performer-guests for the first show are:

John Hodgman—author of the forthcoming The Areas of My Expertise.

Zero Boy—comedian, human-sound-effect machine, East Village legend.

Jessie Delfino—erotic folk-singer.

Magic Brian—magician.

After the performer does a ten-minute bit, Ames will interview his guest on their sexuality, their spirituality, their financial state, and whether they are hopeful or despairing about the human condition.

Ames will also have audience members sign up before the show—if they so choose—and one of those people will be randomly selected and interviewed as well.

Ames will have a sidekick—Patrick Bucklew. Bucklew will be naked, wearing only his prosthetic leg and a cod-piece that will cover his genitals. The codpiece will sprout some kind of Doctor Seuss-like vegetation. Bucklew’s head will be in a specially designed bowl, equipped with a snorkel to allow for breathing. During the performances, Bucklew, an artist, will do drawings or paintings, which will be for sale to the audience after the show. Also, after the show, he will remove his bowl and it will be passed around for donations, since he’s a starving artist, of the type that once proliferated in the East Village.

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