Monthly Archives: October 2005

Confidence D. Riblet

From Tom “Minor Tweaks” Bartlett’s Responsible Spam on McSweeney’s:

From: Maybelline Kane
Subject: What time is it?

Hey, you, I’m blond, gorgeous, and I just turned 18! I set up a webcam in my bedroom so people could watch me 24/7! However, the more I thought about it, the more the whole thing seemed kind of creepy and demeaning. So I scrapped that idea.

The others are great, too.

I recently got a message—about learning to build simple and clean websites that can bring in the dough—from Myrtle C. Grosbeaks. That’s my new pseudonym. I have one already (I mean besides emdashes), you know.

(11.07.05 issue) Racy stuff

for The New Yorker: Lauren Collins’ Talk on Scooter Libby’s titillating hoot, his icky-sounding 1996 novel The Apprentice. Here’s Libby talking to Diane Rehm about the book. The Kerouacian story of its composition, according to the WaPo: “‘I went out to Colorado, drank tequila and wrote,’ Libby told CNN’s Larry King in 2002 in a rare television interview, the bulk of which he spent discussing the 1996 novel, which had just been issued in paperback.”

But enough with the media elite. Let’s listen to the fans. On the MacMinute forums, a poster called lanovami writes:

I started reading up on Lewis Libby a while back, and found out that in his spare time he wrote a novel (just the one) published in 1996 about intrigue at a small Japanese inn that lies in the snow country of northern Japan. Having lived in Japan’s snow country for 6 years, I was intrigued myself, and ordered the book used.

Just finished reading it and it was pretty darn good! The atmosphere felt quite real to me as someone who has lived up there, and the story itself was very readable. The book is called the Apprentice. I liked it so much I am hoping Libby will write another. He may have some spare time coming up here pretty soon…

We are what we repeatedly do. -Aristotle

lanovami’s signature is so apt. Finally, Edrants has, um, an excerpt from Libby’s next novel: The Yesman.

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As he climbed across the table to disagee with Tom Reiss

First, this welcome news:

DreamWorks has acquired theatrical rights to the Jonathan Lethem novel As She Climbed Across the Table, a romantic comedy that takes place in the realm of theoretical physics. Lethem, who has also written such novels as Motherless Brooklyn and The Fortress of Solitude, recently won the MacArthur Genius Award, which led to this deal. The book centers on a strange romantic triangle between an anthropologist, his girlfriend (who is a particle physicist), and Lack, a black hole in the universe that has come about as the result of an experiment with which the particle physicist was obsessed.

Then, in the current National Review Online, John J. Miller has a whole side of beef with Tom Reiss about his recent profile of Peter Viereck:

Did you know that America’s “first conservative” was an anti-capitalist poet who wanted Adlai Stevenson to become president?

That’s what The New Yorker claimed last week in a long profile of Peter Viereck, a man who is said to have “inspired” the conservative movement—before William F. Buckley Jr. and other ne’er-do-wells came along and caused us all to lose our way. (The article isn’t available online, but you can read this [Mt. Holyoke magazine notice about the piece; Viereck is professor emeritus of history there].)

The occasion of a major liberal magazine devoting nine pages to a figure from the early days of modern conservatism ought to be the cause of much rejoicing. Maybe in future issues we’ll get to read about the legacies of Frank Chodorov, Willmoore Kendall, and Albert Jay Nock.

But don’t count on it. The New Yorker‘s interest in Viereck does not arise from a sincere desire to explore the roots of the Right. Instead, the article by Tom Reiss is a transparent attempt to attack “the radicalism of the George W. Bush Presidency” by suggesting that the conservative movement, in its infancy, betrayed its founding father. The true story is that Viereck was on stage during the creation of modern conservatism, but only in the opening scene. Then he walked away, never to be heard from again, except occasionally as a heckler. Here’s the rest.

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Always the Twain

From the other day, Steve Martin Receives Twain Humor Award.

I’m distressed that Shopgirl has been getting such stinky reviews—I’ll just have to see it for myself. The often grating Terry Gross interviewed Claire Danes on “Fresh Air” yesterday; Danes was likable if a bit (understandably) guarded, and mused about filming My So-Called Life while she was supposed to be in high school herself, “It was like a public diary, with someone else’s words.”

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When thieving guys are Smiley

Jonathan Crowe of The Map Room—”a blog about maps for a general audience, covering everything from collecting old maps to the latest in mapping technologies”—has a detailed follow-up to the William Finnegan story on the Great Forbes Smiley Map Caper. Of a press release on the scandal from the Antiquarian Booksellers’ Accociation, which “denies (‘contemptuously dismisse[s]’) map dealer Graham Arader’s allegations that a substantial portion of the maps in the marketplace are stolen,” Crowe writes tantalizingly:

As denials go, it’s weak and self-important: they cite the guidelines that their members must adhere to, which is irrelevant to the question of how much of the marketplace is contaminated by stolen goods. Their members may not be a part of it, but that does not mean that it doesn’t exist. Less bluster and more data, please.

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Three interviews

1. The Daily Iowan talks to Sasha Frere-Jones, who’s been traveling.

2. The Morning News has a spirited conversation with Jonathan Lethem, who notes, for instance, “First of all, I think my so-called originality—which is just as often called my ‘surrealism’ or my ‘postmodernism’ or what have you—tends to be overstated, at the expense of how deeply traditional my work is.” An expressive Labrador occasionally interjects. This was good:

It’s not about reading. That’s the problem. It really is about—I’m repeating myself—class anxiety. Once you have an eye for this you spot it in odd places. I read a review in Book Forum where a critic, quite incidentally, in attacking Michel Houellebecq, said in an aside, “But then again, the French regard Hitchcock as art.” Well, now, wait a minute! These battles were fought and won. These victories were decisive ones, fifty years ago. There’s no rolling that back. Hitchcock is art. So if you pin Hitchcock’s scalp to your belt: “Not only have I seen through Michel Houellebecq, the charlatan, but in fact I’m going to tell you that the auturists were wrong and Hitchcock is lowbrow and unsavory,” you’ve discredited yourself so absolutely that you deserve to read nothing but Trollope for the rest of your life.

Hold on, I like Trollope! Although nothing but Trollope would be hard.

3. Tom Bartlett of Minor Tweaks interrogates Tom Bartlett of Elvis imitation. “The last place you want to be is in a room full of Elvises. They can get very catty.”

For some reason Lethem’s riff on Hitchcock reminds me of a Frere-Jones line from this week. If you’re not reading the minuscule Critic’s Notebooks and Pop Notes at the front of the book, you might want to give them a glance next week. Many of the critics benefit from this extremely short form, which pushes them to amp up the adjectives and make stronger statements than they might at more length. Frere-Jones says, in a review of the new Franz Ferdinand album, “Dismiss them only if you are already dancing or never bored.” I—being an enthusiast about a few things, which as they diminish in number increase in belovedness—can get behind that kind of definite praise.

Later, more Lethem:

All I care about is what’s on the page. I care about the book and I also feel a compulsion—it’s not a responsibility toward anyone except toward myself—a compulsion to ensure that any given text is an absolute self-enclosing, self-describing system, that needs absolutely no apparatus or information brought to it for it to function. It should be a machine like a perfect space probe, one capable of being self-sustaining in a vacuum, forever. But, having committed to making the text function that way—and I always do—it would be a kind of bogus naiveté to pretend that innumerable readers would not be encountering this work alongside at least some hint, some whisper that I grew up in Brooklyn, that I went to public schools, etcetera.

As it happens, Frere-Jones and New Yorker person Meghan O’Rourke did a Slate Book Club about The Fortress of Solitude, Lethem’s other books, Brooklyn, etc., in 2003. It seems like a sincere, focused conversation, but I haven’t read the novel yet, so I can’t jump in. Besides, I have various degrees of acquaintance with these people, so no real editor would let me review any such thing—an excellent policy. Since I’m a blogger, I guess I can say I’m looking forward to the book, whereupon I’ll return to SFJ and MOR’s dialogue and comment. Actually, you know what? I won’t. Whatever I’m doing here, I’m definitely not either moderating or starting publishing-world tempests in a teaspot (as Pogo, eluder of Schjeldahl, would say). I like reading them from time to time, but there’s no need for my participation, knows God.

In any case, these Slate exchanges can be great, but the casual-formal-critical-chatty format can also make for a stilted end result. It also underscores how many ostensibly civilized people close their letters with “Best,” which—outside the workplace form letter—is the signatory equivalent of the blank email subject line. Which, in turn, is the skull and crossbones of cybercorrespondence. Imagine if you wrote your loved ones paper letters (as I overheard one of my freshman-comp students say, with understandable awe) and the outside of the envelope had no return address, was scrawled with your left hand in thick black Sharpie, smelled odd, and was smudged with unidentifiable grit. That, to me, is the blank subject line. If I get it, I panic. If I use it, beware.

On Beauty! On Camera! On Donner and Blitzen!

It’s a very New Yorker (orbit) Christmas. From the Book Standard:

Scott Rudin to Produce Film Version of Zadie Smith’s ‘On Beauty’

If Scott Rudin adapts one more book to film, the producer may become an official patron of the literary arts on par with Gertrude Stein and Queen Elizabeth I. Production company Film Four has bought Zadie Smith’s On Beauty, with Rudin and Alison Owen slated to produce, according to Variety.

Rudin is also currently working on film adaptations of Michael Chabon’s The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Jonathan Franzen’s The Corrections, Jonathan Safran Foer’s Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Zoö Heller’s Notes on a Scandal, Philippa Gregory’s The Other Boleyn Girl and an untitled Daniel Clowes project. Past adaptation projects include Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004), The Hours (2002), Iris (2001), Wonder Boys (2000) and Angela’s Ashes (1999)…. Read on.

I’m looking forward to the Heller movie, in particular—it’ll be fun to see how far they’re allowed to go with it.

Where Schjeldahl gets swampy

“Who today still relishes…the convivial folk wisdom (brilliant wordplay aside) of ‘Pogo‘?”
—Peter Schjeldahl, “Words and Pictures,” 10/17/05 issue

Back to this later, after I’ve caught my breath from the silliness, and perplexing ignorance, of this statement in Schjeldahl’s often astute essay on the evolution of graphic novels.

Later: A post-Schjeldahl Suicide Girls discussion. Not about Pogo, though.