Monthly Archives: April 2006

There Is Nothing Like a Dame Helen

And speaking of Vendler, I was happy to see that my eminent friend Scott McLemee covered the subject last year, and well. Scott’s meditation on the lady so powerful no one will speak of her to The New York Times in a voice above a whisper (preferably at a pay phone with a handkerchief and a transformer):

In literary conversation, she is sometimes called “Dame Helen” — a nickname that can be affectionate or sarcastic, occasionally a little of both. No American critic writing about contemporary poetry has quite the prominence of Helen Vendler, the A. Kingsley Porter university professor at Harvard University. Over the past four decades, her reviews and essays have introduced readers to such poets as Louise Glück, Jorie Graham, and Seamus Heaney.

“As a literary gatekeeper, especially when she was reviewing for The New Yorker,” says Hank Lazer, a poet, critic, and administrator at the University of Alabama, “Helen Vendler could really put someone in the literary spotlight — have them immediately be in the serious running for the Pulitzer and the National Book Award nominations, for major-press publication, even for major academic positions. It is an ability she would publicly deny having, but virtually no one else has wielded that sort of power.”

Hence the respect for Dame Helen. Hence, too, the grumbling. Whole sectors of the poetry world have complained about the limits of her sensibility. She doesn’t like experimentation, one complaint goes. Her attitude toward poetry is too academic, says another. At the same time, somewhat paradoxically, literary scholars often consider Ms. Vendler far out of touch with their profession. Continued.

The Bishop Wars: Choose a Side With Style!

Since the dust is still swirling from the showdown at highbrow noon between The New Yorker‘s Alice Quinn and Helen Vendler, Princess Stanza of Stanz, over Quinn’s collection of the late Elizabeth Bishop’s previously unpublished poems, I say it’s time to ditch our passé Team Lachey buttons and wear something we can believe in. I present these hastily but lovingly constructed ribbons. Note that our friends at The Sign Generator provide the Irvin typeface as a design option! It was tough to choose a good face for Vendler that didn’t seem editorial on my part (“Karloff,” “Braille,” “Ransom,” etc.—I’ve decided I won’t judge the poems till I’ve read them all; anyway, the people quoted on both sides of the Times story made me feel much friendlier toward the idea of going all Sappho-fragment on E.B.), but I settled on Juliet and Chalkboard. The purple is the closest thing they had to crimson.

Print ’em, cut ’em out, stick a pin through ’em, and affix according to your allegiances. If you believe everything you read in the Times, you may fear that the pin will end up in a wrong place indeed if you go around wearing the wrong ribbon when either Vendler or Quinn is in the Poets House, but that’s a risk you—the courageous scribbler as unafraid of retribution as you are of consumption, though both are inevitable in some form—will take. If your poetasterous rival should find him- or herself wearing a certain ribbon on his or her back unawares at the National Arts Club some night, however, that will be on your conscience forever. Be not afraid! You may have an Alice Quinn in your future, as Vendler warns, but that might be pretty cool. Either way, you can have a proud ribbon pinned on your chest in the present.

Cut out and display proudly, but beware...

Don’t Dream It, Be It

From Mr Bankies’ Bucket o’ Bits (who else?):

So the news is on here while some of my co-workers eat lunch, and the they’re talking about blooks, which are books that are pulled together from a blogs and published. How the hell is this news worthy, and why the fuck does it need its own damn word???

I want that job – the one where someone sits around and has an epiphany like calling a book of collected blog essays a BLOOK. For fuck’s sake, this is nothing new. It’s a collection of essays. Would we call it a MOOK if those essays were published in New Yorker magazine first? Fuck No!

I can see it know. An anthology of collected fan fiction – Get your Fanthology Today!!!

Somebody shoot me.

Just for fun, here’s an interview with Leslie Savan about “pop phrases,” from Stay Free.

Some Preview!


From Ain’t It Cool News (now that they’re on my RSS feed, I wish they’d cool it with the multiple exclamation points!!!), this Charlotte’s Web update from Friday:

I’ve just been tipped off that the teaser trailer for the upcoming CHARLOTTE’S WEB live action/CGI feature film will air tomorrow night during Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Awards (beginning 5pm Pacific, 8pm Eastern).

The teaser has been described as “amazing”; I can’t vouch for this as I haven’t seen it.

The anthropomorphic barnyard creatures in the movie will be voiced by the likes of Julia Roberts, Dakota Fanning, Steve Buscemi, Ophrah Winfrey, Kathy Bates, John Cleese, Robert Redford, Thomas Hayden Church and Jennifer Garner – among others. The film’s score is composed by Danny Elfman, and I believe much of its FX work will be handled by the super-cool Tippett Studios.

I wrote about the movie, the casting, E.B. White, and other things cinarachnid back in February, so if you’re a newer emdashes reader, you can time-travel.