
A letter bearing good tidings from the New Yorker Store (boldface is boldly mine; there were a few more links in the email, but it’s been a long day):
The New Yorker Store is pleased to announce that the Updated DVD for The Complete New Yorker is now available for pre-order.
The updated disk replaces DVD 1 of The Complete New Yorker. It includes more than 56 new issues, from February 2005 through April 2006–that’s two bonus months of your favorite magazine.
The Updated DVD also contains upgrades and improvements that will help your program run smoother and your searches search faster. And the magazine-quality image reproduction has never been better.
Best of all, the updated disk costs just $19.99 and is available only through The New Yorker.
You can pre-order your Updated DVD today at The New Yorker Store. The DVDs will begin shipping after Labor Day.
So place your order for your Updated DVD 1 today and soon you’ll be enjoying an even more complete Complete New Yorker.
Cheers,
April L. McKenzie
Web Sales & Promotions ManagerP. S. The Complete New Yorker DVD set is now being sold with the new Updated DVD for $69. It makes a great gift for friends and family.
Well, that’s welcome news, especially about the fast searches, which will be appreciated. Thanks, A.L.M., and may I say I’m so glad you didn’t sign your letter either “Regards” or “Best”? Not that I mind them that much in a business context, but I get hives when I see them dispensed by purported friends. They’re but one treacherous degree away from the dreaded, deadly blank subject line of doom.
I know just the person to review the new disk, so stay tuned…

