There’s a new New Yorker afoot, a non-bittersweet bundle of not-any-misery, and his name is Graham. Though not yet a day old, he seems destined to take the city by storm, and have excellent taste into the bargain. If his mentor and tutor have anything to say about it, he’ll be guest-blogging in no time. Kid, you’re hired!
Monthly Archives: April 2005
The verificationist
“I had to be what movie people call the continuity girl; he expected me to read the text closely so that he could have someone to talk to as he worked on finishing it, to opine, query, schmooze, then query again,” writes Elisabeth Sifton in Slate about working with Saul Bellow at Viking, which sounds like a great time even for those who didn’t care for him personally. One editor who felt that way thrust a heavily bellowed proof at Sifton and gave up: “Look at this…. Just read that,” he repeated. “Read it! He took a perfect sentence, the bastard, and he made it even better.” I wonder what Miss Gould (who, by all accounts, did that more than once) thought of him? Sifton continues:
In the same way, he revised the shorter text of To Jerusalem and Back, his first nonfiction book and the occasion of his first publication in The New Yorker. Saul was still smarting about the magazine’s treatment of his books over the decades; they’d never taken any of his stories, either. He’d recite by heart passages from reviews whose faint praise suggested, he thought, anti-Semitic condescension: “They think it’s remarkable that I write as I do seeing as how it isn’t my native language. That’s the implication. Their idea of a Jewish writer is Isaac Singer—shtetls, exotic Polish ambience, magic, curious folkways. Believe me, I know whereof I speak. They never wanted stuff of mine.” He was being paranoid, I told him, but privately I thought he was right.
William Shawn’s having accepted this big piece on Bellow’s trip to Jerusalem was a big deal, therefore, and it pleased him. But he was on guard, especially whilst his text was submitted to The New Yorker‘s elaborate editorial and fact-checking procedures, and I remember the glee with which he trumped them. For example, he had written that his first publisher-editor at Viking—the much-loved, revered Romanian Jewish Pascal Covici—had started out life in America as a grapefruit salesman in Florida. The fact-checkers asked three different people to verify this implausible statement; all three said that the only living person who would know that detail was Saul Bellow. We talked about verifiability, about the meaning of factual truth, about trusting the writer, about seeing trees and not understanding forests, especially when the landscape was Israeli.
Sifton also awards Bellow a posthumous presidential fitness patch to add to his many other laurels. “We know that stamina and persistence are essential ingredients of great art, don’t we? Saul was in fighting trim. That gorgeous prose, with its sinewy elegant hilarity and syncopated rhythmic intensity—you don’t think it was composed by a slob with poor muscle tone, do you?” I’m sure the Observer could do a devastating chart to see if this ratio holds true. Poets, beware the calipers!
In Chiasmus in the New Yorker, part of Mardy Grothe’s fabulous project (which I’ve written about) devoted to the topsy-turvy rhetorical device, there’s an apt example from James Atlas’ “The Uses of Misery” (1998). It’s a fitting tribute now: “Bellow’s life trajectory is cyclical; out of misery, triumph; out of triumph, misery—an exhausting but exalted dialectic.” Not a bad description of editing, either.
Editing Saul Bellow [Slate]
A Silver Dish [Bellow, New Yorker archive: “What do you do about death—in this case, the death of an old father?”]
Rereading Saul Bellow [Philip Roth, New Yorker archive: “The transformation of the novelist who published ‘Dangling Man’ in 1944 and ‘The Victim’ in 1947 into the novelist who published ‘The Adventures of Augie March’ in ’53 is revolutionary.”]
(4.11.05 issue) Vicious circle
A dishy note by San Francisco’s P.J. Corkery on the magazine’s excerpt from Sean Wilsey’s new memoir:
In the lobby of the Algonquin Hotel, that lovely hostelry that’s sheltered many an editor and writer, I learn that apparently everyone in San Francisco is talking about the current issue of The New Yorker, which contains a memoir by Sean Wilsey, the son of Pat Montandon and the late Al Wilsey. Pat and her husband and son may have been somewhat witless (though Sean’s piece contains some brave reporting), but they have been the occasions of wit. … Sitting here at the Algonquin’s famous round table, I remember that Pat Montandon once gave a lunch for San Francisco ladies in which each woman was asked to describe the most awful moment she had ever lived through. Round the round table they went, discoursing on divorce, mayhem, humiliations great and puny. When they reached the last woman, she said, “The most awful moment I’ve ever lived through? Well, that would be this one right now.” And she got up and left. …
By the way, I just noticed that Todd Pruzan, this issue’s star reporter (not to be confused with Flash ace Brenda Starr—whose sassy creator, Dale Messick, is remembered in a hilarious Times obit today), contributed to those holy grails for McSweeney’s fans, issues #1 and #2. He also acted as deputy editor. Along with Wilsey, that makes for a notable eggersian presence in the current issue; this is bound to happen pretty often from now on. With results like these, I’m not complaining.
‘I happen to like New York’ [SF Examiner]
Dale Messick: A Comic Strip Life [Animation World]
Repeat after me
No David Sedaris movie just now, but he is on a national lecture tour. Get tickets while you can, but don’t bring your children unless you want them to hear…vulgarities!
First, the bad news.
The Wayne Wang film based on David Sedaris’ stories is a dead deal.
“I got out of it,” Sedaris says from his Paris home last week while packing for the tour that brings him to Gainesville Saturday.
“I’ve never written a movie, and I’ve never wanted to. So (Wang) was going to get someone else to write it, and then I just started thinking. Basically what I did was tell somebody: ‘Oh, fine, you take my family and do whatever you want. And you have the address to send the check, right?’ I felt awful.”
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OK, now the good news.When Sedaris pulls up to the podium Saturday night at the Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, he’ll read old and new material, perhaps even a new story so raunchy it may never end up in print. “It’s too dirty for The New Yorker, and it can’t be on the radio. And it’s not like I can sell it to a sex magazine because it makes sex look repellent,” he explains.
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“It’s just filthy,” he says with a sigh. “I mean just filthy. Not just filthy words, I mean the whole idea of it. It gives you a stomach ache … And I have no idea how that’s going to work—at all. I would be interested in it if somebody read it out loud, but you never know with people.”The true story opens with a finely dressed American couple on a plane casually spewing vulgarities as if they were Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. The story finds its way into a cab and then, Sedaris adds, “it’s just right down the toilet.”
“I think it’s funny, but I have no idea,” he says. Either way, he maintains, this will be no place for children.
Author David Sedaris is talking pretty [Gainesville Sun]
Our Perfect Summer [Sedaris, New Yorker]
Old Faithful [Sedaris, New Yorker]
Fans’ Reports From the Road [Travis Paddock]
Sarah Vowell on David Sedaris [Journal News]
(4.11.05 issue) This week’s best piece…
so far—and I’m well into the magazine—is Todd Pruzan’s “Global Warning.” [Update: It’s now a gorgeously produced book, The Clumsiest People in Europe: Or, Mrs. Mortimer’s Bad-Tempered Guide to the Victorian World. How can you resist?]
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But back to our story. “Global Warning” isn’t the winningest of New Yorker headlines, considering the subtle elegance of Pruzan’s storytelling. But if you don’t read this, you’ll be sorry. Subtitled “Mrs. Mortimer’s Guide to the World,” it’s all about a Victorian geography-book and children’s-morality-primer writer whose work was incredibly popular, all the more incredibly (to many) because her views were so preposterously prejudiced against pretty much everybody.
Pruzan writes, after reading Mrs. Favell Lee Mortimer on “the habits of German women”:
The passage’s escalating scorn, with its absolutist damnation of silly women and smoking and novels, actually startled me. Half an hour later, my friends and I sat around our back yard, drinking beer and passing the book around, hooting and slapping our wooden picnic table as we read aloud from the little book’s casual condemnations of the Portugese (“indolent, like the Spaniards”), the Poles (“they speak so loud they almost scream”), and the Icelanders “I think it would almost make you sick to go to church in Iceland”).
What I like best is that Pruzan, who became intrigued enough with Mortimer’s story that he edited a collection of her writing (due out in June; nothing’s even been published about her since a 1950 letter to The New Yorker by her grandniece), begins by mocking her seemingly whimsical bigotry, but gradually begins to wonder what brought her to write as she did and who she was.
He praises Mortimer’s writing style as “direct, persuasive, forceful,” and Pruzan’s is that, plus; reading this piece is like lying in a stream and letting water rush over you. It’s really funny, too. He sympathizes with Mortimer’s considerable trials and shakes his head at her (as he labels it) sadism. Then he goes to the overgrown graveyard, established circa 1322, of an English coastal town to search for her headstone! Now that’s what I call a critic at large.
The only essay I’ve liked this much recently is Ian Frazier’s memoir of hitchhiking and neighbor-gazing in Ohio. Who is Todd Pruzan, anyway? The Contributors page is no help—it’s a riddle, reinforcing what we already knew (that he’s the author of The Clumsiest People in Europe, which comes out in June).
But what else? My very intimate friend Google leads me safely to the arms of Gothamist, which has a witty interview with him from last year. Bloomsbury confirms that he’s an editor at Print magazine, which fits with his tale of fondling dusty old books in Martha’s Vineyard till Mrs. Mortimer’s caught his eye.
We may have another Donald Antrim situation on our hands. (That’s admiration, people, not stalking.) Give this man a three-part series!
Test Yourself for Hidden Bias [Southern Poverty Law Center]
Hersh: “I think it’s going to be a disaster”
Seymour Hersh, David Ignatius, Bernard Kalb, and John Burns went to Georgetown on Tuesday for their Weintal Prizes in diplomatic reporting:
The New York Times‘ respected John Burns opened the award ceremonies with optimism: “By early this year, many of us had come to gloomy conclusions about where it all was going,” he said, “but Jan. 30 and the elections changed our assumptions.
“We stayed off the streets for the first few hours. We sent out our Iraqi scouts, and they called us on mobile phones. Suddenly, they were saying, ‘There are people going to the polls!’ We went out and found something quite impossible, and we began to wonder whether we had pulled back too far in our reporting: They were right and we were wrong.
“In that day, we found increasingly that the people of Iraq turned out overwhelmingly—because on that day, they amounted to something. The fact is that something remarkable has happened—the Iraqis are talking in conclaves of issues that have not been addressed for 50 years.”
Seymour Hersh, another honoree who has done outstanding work in The New Yorker about the underside of the war, disagreed. “I think it’s going to be a disaster,” he told the audience brought together by the diplomacy and foreign service schools of the university. “Abu Ghraib was attacked twice last week. The people I talk to are very skeptical. Sure, the Shiites and the Kurds voted … But we’re still fighting the people we started fighting. And everything I know says we know little about the resistance.”
About halfway through the evening, the talk among the four awardees—the other two were David Ignatius of The Washington Post and Bernard Kalb, formerly of CBS News—turned to the media, in the context of the Iraqi experience. Here the attitudes reflected not only the difficulties of working with this administration, but also a kind of new atmosphere in the country.
“I have never seen a time when what we write has such little effect on what the government does,” Hersh said at one point. “This is not like Nixon and Johnson and Vietnam—this group in the White House has an agenda, and it won’t stop.”
Leading Journalists Share Perceptions About State of War [Yahoo! News]
Categories: Hersh
(11.22.04 issue) Jane says
At the recent Queens College (NY) conference “Feminism and Multiculturalism: How Do They/We Work Together?”, Katha Pollitt talked about human rights and fundamentalists both far from and close to home. Also featured was Manizha Naderi, an incredibly brave player in the movement to teach Afghan women marketable skills and unite them with Westerners through Women for Afghan Women. Jane Kramer followed up her excellent 2004 piece (not online; some passages here) on the French “veil law” prohibiting the display of religious symbols in public schools and its implications for Muslim girls:
The second speaker was Jane Kramer, European correspondent for The New Yorker magazine. She spoke on “The Veil in Europe.” Discussing the recent ruling by the French government banning religious dress in public schools, she explained that, according to a 1905 law, when children enter a public school, they are in the hands of the secular state. This law, she said, was passed due to centuries of conflict between Catholics and Protestants. Up until fifteen years ago, Muslim women in France were traditionally unveiled, Kramer said, but following recruitment drives among radical Muslims that began in the 1980s, women and girls were terrorized by men who demanded that they wear the hijab, and schools were attacked. Interviewing Muslim women and girls, Kramer found that many were glad that the state had banned the veil in public schools because this freed them from the coercion of male relatives who were recruits to radical Islam.
The Australian News had a funny take on Kramer’s excellent history of French secularism:
In The New Yorker late last year, Jane Kramer had a brilliant piece of literary journalism on France in the wake of Chirac’s banning of the veil or hijab in schools. Weaving personal anecdotes with interpretation, it revealed more about the state of the nation, from politics to religion, philosophy and literature, than the Almost French brigade could ever hope for. And Kramer, who has lived in France for decades, rarely mentioned herself.
She must have taken heed of Bridget Jones. Note to self: will not write ludicrously cliched confessional tale of expatriate adventures set in fairytale version of France, populated by bicycle-riding men in berets who chainsmoke Gauloises while munching on baguettes alongside impossibly stylish, simpering, rake-thin femmes francaises.
Palmer Conference Celebrates Women, Culture [Knight News, Queens College; login]
Q. & A.: Beneath the Veil [New Yorker; Ben Greenman interview with Kramer]
A frenzy of Francophilia [Australian News]
Pakistani discussion board: hijab [Paklinks]
Archive of Iraq coverage [New Yorker]
Kramer essays [NYRB]
(4.11.05 issue) A day in the life

I always brighten up when I see there’s a Bruce Eric Kaplan cartoon in the new issue, as there is, in fact, in this new issue. In the cartoon anthology, Bob Mankoff (I assume; the essays aren’t credited) writes, “Kaplan’s people bicker and kvetch in a spare, Beckett-like universe whose ontological principle seems to be ‘Life Sucks’…. The action, such as it is, is confined within carefully outlined rectangles, lit by the kind of blinding light that precedes alien encounters in science-fiction shows.”
Kaplan’s also in the current L.A. Weekly—if you aren’t signed up for their weekly update, it’s really worth it. Terrific writers, smart reviews, and just enough but not too much of that exotic “Californian” perspective. Here’s the cartoon.
As soon as I got my second-class issue today (actually, a Manhattan friend told me that her magazine fails to arrive three weeks out of four), I went to my favorite diner and surveyed the table of contents. Which I did with some difficulty, considering the Ralph Lauren model on the opposite page and his stripey paisley chainy kerchiefy outfit, which I almost forgave due to his arresting eyes and unplucked brows, then reconsidered in light of his slightly mean-looking mouth. Here’s what I looked forward to most:
—Nancy Franklin on Fat Actress. I don’t watch very much TV except with my cherished and cabled-up friends who know all there is to know about reality shows, but I read whatever Franklin writes anyway because it’s so damn smart. I’ve been fond of Alley ever since 1985 when I saw her play Gloria Steinem infiltrating the New York Playboy Club in the TV movie A Bunny’s Tale, which was a mind-blowing moment for me at age 13. (I’ve read the piece now; very satisfying.)
—A Mark Strand poem!
—Anthony Lane on Sin City, because I loved the preview. (Review features an electrifying description of watching a film at a film festival—”in a cinema of eight hundred and thirty-two seats, every one of them occupied”!)
—Sasha Frere-Jones on Slint. (Dense; good. Cameo by the Pyramid, where I used to go dance, and which permanently hurt my left eardrum, and on whose steep stairs I once slipped and fell, causing deep and unsightly bruises. I miss that place!)
—Sean Wilsey on his unorthodox SF upbringing, as outlined earlier. (Fantastic pictures. Saving the piece for a treat tomorrow.)
— Hilton Als on Denzel Washington in Julius Caesar. (Not much of a review; he’s much more interested in Jeffrey Wright and Ben Stiller in This Is How It Goes. I think I’ve had enough of reading about Neil LaBute and his “part Pinter, part ‘Jackass,’ ” sensibility for a while.)
—Cartoons by Roz Chast (Back Page; funny but not up to her usual standard), Bruce Eric Kaplan (have I mentioned I like Bruce Eric Kaplan? His three-square signature rocks), Victoria Roberts, William Hamilton (after many years of loathing him, I’ve come around to seeing how brilliantly silly his cartoons are, and what loving attention he pays to the firmness of the breasts in his drawings), Leo Cullum, and, last but hardly least, Charles Barsotti, creator of startling squiggles about cruelty and noodles.
—The Mail, all about Peter Boyer’s “Jesus in the Classroom.”
—Richard Preston on mathematicians and the unicorn tapestries.
There’s more, obviously. I’m quietly pleased because I’ve been playing a little game with myself to see if I can guess the Talk writer before the byline (since they’re often cleverly placed on the following page), and I’ve gotten the Ben McGrath entry right for several weeks in a row now. It’s partly the subject matter (in this case, the Daily News/New York Post dustup), partly the jaunty tone. Anyway, I’m getting better. Now if only I could apply that to all those back issues with no signatures…
Who put the bomp
I couldn’t be more grateful not to have to attempt this myself, especially because it must have irritated so many people in the process. (I prefer to avoid conflict.) Leave it to the Observer to ace it. It’s so Spy-in-its-heydey (right down to the cutout heads), impish yet necessarily respectful, and I commend them. Here you go:
Officially, there is no such thing as the New Yorker masthead. The New Yorker is so averse to having a masthead that The New Yorker will not even comment about why it chooses not to have a masthead.
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The New Yorker declined to supply the names of any of its staff, but a spokesperson agreed to confirm names and to provide missing titles. The result is almost certainly approximate and incomplete. Still, it exists.
A Friend Writes: ‘Who Is Running The New Yorker?’ [NY Observer]
The First Rule of ‘New Yorker’ Staff is “There Is No ‘New Yorker’ Staff†[Gawker]
(4.11.05 & 3.28.05 issues) San Francisco treat

Because Brooklynites get their magazine the same day as Bostonians (confirmed this evening after a rejuvenatingly traumatic screening of Oldboy), we can’t actually read this yet, but it sounds like a dilly: an excerpt from McSwoobah Sean Wilsey’s Oh the Glory of It All, a memoir about his famous, messed-up San Francisco family. From the San Francisco Chronicle piece about the local furor rising higher than the hills:
The 475-page memoir, to be published by Penguin Press, has it all, from sex, drugs and marital infidelity to famous names, lavish parties and conspicuous consumption. It also has Wilsey’s painful quest for love, understanding and acceptance from his mother, former San Francisco Examiner society columnist Pat Montandon; his late father, philanthropist and food magnate Al Wilsey; and in particular, his stepmother, Diane “Dede” Wilsey, one of the city’s most powerful and admired arts patrons, who led the 10-year effort to build the $202 million new de Young Museum in Golden Gate Park.
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In his book, 34-year-old Sean Wilsey blames his stepmother for the breakup of his parents’ marriage, and, in part, for his spiral into delinquency. His parents, he writes, were so narcissistic they didn’t have time to nurture him.Dede Wilsey said she has no intention of reading the memoir. “A fact checker from the New Yorker called the other day, and every fact they checked with me was wrong,” she said.
Can you imagine checking that? It almost trumps “Are You Completely Bald?” for subjectivity. Somehow this scandal seems more fun because it’s in San Francisco; everyone knows all the writers there by sight. Here scandals live about as long as a Gawker post before something else shoves it out of the way. Scandals should be chewed slowly and deliberately, then spat out with satisfaction. Moving to SF is so [insert date of your choice here], but you can’t deny it’s still awfully tempting.
Speaking of chewing, all I can do is quote David Denby’s review of Oldboy, mixed but absolutely accurate in at least this regard:
Made in South Korea, “Oldboy†has been causing a fuss since it won the Grand Prix at Cannes, and finally it arrives here, trailing clouds of octopus. A man named Oh Dae-su (Choi Min-sik) goes to a restaurant and orders “a living thing.†You or I would be content with a dozen oysters, but this fellow is handed an octopus on a plate, and he boldly goes for the complete eight-track experience, slotting the unfortunate creature into his mouth. It squirms around, looking understandably surprised by the experience, and one of its tentacles appears to be signalling for a cell phone, but down it goes.
This struck me as one of the better moments in the movie, and nothing that Russell Crowe, say, couldn’t handle in the event of an American version. (Has anybody green-lit such a project? Let’s hope so, if only for the solemn caution that we can expect in the end credits: “No cephalopods were chewed in the making of this film.â€)
He’s dead right. And do I mean dead! This movie is all weirdly decorated apartments, funny hairstyles, lots of running around, and quick, stylish cuts. Like Amelie, but with killing. Glorious.
Afterthought: I knew Oldboy reminded me of something, and it was Akira Yoshimura’s On Parole, which I reviewed long ago. Guy is locked up for 15 years; guy is sprung; guy freaks out. The numbness is similar, and the reluctance to let go of certain prison habits and obsessions. Come to think of it, Oldboy vs. The Shawshank Redemption might make an interesting study…
Memoir by son of S.F. socialites should set tongues wagging—and other writers say it’s not just trash talk [SF Chronicle]
Q. & A.: The War at Home [New Yorker; Cressida Leyshon interview with Wilsey, online only]
The Current Cinema: Revenge [New Yorker; The Ring Two & Oldboy]

