There are many places on the Internet for reading bad news, and I salute them. At emdashes, you can often (though not always) read good news instead. And news doesn’t get much better than this:
Universal Home Video has announced it will release 25th, no, a 26th Anniversary Edition of The Jerk, starring Steve Martin, Bernadette Peters and Jackie Mason on July 26 for a suggested price of $19.98.
The film will be presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen, with a English Dolby Digital 5.1 soundtrack. Extras will include two featurettes: Learn How to Play Tonight You Belong to Me [it’s one thing to have the ukulele tabs, quite another to play it properly] and The Lost Filmstrips of Father Carlos Las Vegas de Cordova, along with production notes.
A Jerk of a DVD [IGN DVD]
The Jerk—The Script [A Movie Script Archive]
Be a Cat Juggler! [Diamond Jim Productions Magical Entertainment]