New Yorker cartoonist Emily Richards has a proposition for you:

If you’re wearing clean underwear, you shouldn’t have any objections to government guys looking up your skirt. Why should they have to go to some judge and ask permission to look up your skirt? Especially if it’s to save the country from terrorists?

Umm…what?

Any better, fashion-centric wiretapping analogies you’ve got for us would be greatly appreciated. So…..CONTEST ALERT! Please submit your fashion related constitutional law wiretapping analogy by midnight on Friday. The winning entry will see his or her analogy illustrated and lauded on this very site over the weekend.

For illumination and some truly gorgeous drawings, see Richards’ blog What to Wear This Very Second.