With the friendliest intentions, of course! If a search engine has happened to bring you to this location, please know that we are aching to interview you for intern John Bucher’s recurring feature, “Oh Caption! My Caption!” Please get in touch with him here. Congratulations and happy Fourth! And happy Canada Day, too—though of course Canadians have nothing to be happy about, since at present, they can’t enter the Caption Contest. When will a Canadian taste the kind of glory that David Kempler, winner #100, is basking in right now at his home in Island Park? I will continue to ask this question!