How Do You Say “Gently Sir” in Japanese?

Martin Schneider writes:
If this video doesn’t make you think of George Price, well, it certainly should.

As a reminder, a few classic cartoons from Price’s “crammed subway” period:

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“All right, boys — break it up!” (February 25, 1939)
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“Gently, sir. It’s Mother’s Day.” (May 11, 1940)
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“Somebody did my crossword puzzle!” (December 11, 1943)

That first one is a favorite of Emily’s, the second a particular favorite of mine. (We’ve discussed all of this already, natch.)