Monthly Archives: July 2009

Sarah, Sarah, Quite Contrarah

Martin Schneider writes:
A few quick thoughts, in no particular order:
She’s seen her last presidential ticket.
I don’t think there’s a scandal brewing.
Assuming she does not seek political office, her decision and her statement reflects more poorly on John McCain than it does on Palin herself.
For all the talk of how much liberals despise her, let’s remember that her only triumph as a national political figure came when she boasted at length about her ability to attack those loathsome Democrats.
I have a hunch she’ll change her mind and serve out her term.
There’s been a lot of talk about Todd Purdum’s Vanity Fair profile of Palin, but it’s also an excellent moment to revisit Philip Gourevitch’s article about her from last autumn.

Sempé Fi (On Covers): Hanging Doubts, Bulging Eyes

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_Pollux writes_:
When Iran exploded into two halves in late June, the world was caught off guard.
Was it revolution? It certainly looked like one. And it was called one: the “Green Revolution” involved and continues to involve “a wide cross-section of Iranian society”:http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/06/29/090629fa_fact, who have flooded the streets of Teheran and other cities, chanting slogans and waving green flags and bandannas.
The world soon started taking sides. Venezuela, Russia, and Brazil welcomed the results, wiring their congratulations to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Great Britain, the United States, France, and Germany expressed their concerns over possible fraud.
Amidst the lobbed canisters of tear gas and blows of the Basiji’s boots and truncheons, Twitter’s protest-related hash tags, such as _#iran_ and _#iranelection_, pullulated a thousand times over. Peaceful demonstrations turned into bloody battles; casualties began to be reported as well as stories of militia firing into crowds or raiding students’ dorms.
The “death of Michael Jackson”:http://emdashes.com/2009/06/michael-jackson-1958-2009.php was a tragedy in more ways than one: it “shifted attention away”:http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-06-26/will-michael-jackson-doom-iran/ from the smoldering streets of Teheran and focused it on the dragon wagon kiddie rides of Neverland.
It certainly looked like revolution in Iran, but in the end, no government has fallen, no Iranian equivalent of the Bastille has been stormed and destroyed. There was no collapse -only the temporary collapse of Google’s servers.
With the whiff of possible revolution gone, the stench of voting fraud remains, despite the government’s assertion that no irregularities occurred. It’s an all-too-common odor. We’ve smelled it before, in Zimbabwe with Mugabe’s election, and in Florida in 2000.
Ah, November-December 2000: the memories! The images! The frustrations and fears! We prayed to St. Chad, the patron saint of disputed elections, a patronage that turned out to be “apocryphal.”:http://www.snopes.com/religion/chad.asp We didn’t just have hanging chads (chads attached to the ballot at only one corner), we had swinging chads, tri-chads, dimpled chads, and pregnant chads.
Every dramatic event has an image that we associate with it. For many, it was the “image of Judge Robert Rosenberg”:http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshowpics/3678208.cms examining a dimpled punchcard, his wide, intense eyes bulging with worry, his glasses raised on his forehead.
“Barry Blitt’s”:http://www.cartoonbank.com/search_results.asp?sitetype=1&advanced=1&section=all&artist=Barry+Blitt take on this iconic image, for the June 29, 2009 cover of _The New Yorker_, transforms Rosenberg into an Iranian woman. Her glasses are raised in the same manner, and she bears the same expression of intense concentration, mixed in with confusion, concern, and fear. The cover is called “Hanging Chador,” a reference to the cloak worn by Iranian women in public and by many of the protesters.
Blitt’s illustration, done in his trademark style of ink slashes and somewhat messy watercolor splotches, forever links Bush vs. Gore with Ahmadinejad vs. Mousavi. It is a common cartoonist’s trick to link two seemingly unrelated themes or images to produce one joke or illustration; however, in this case, the leap from Tallahassee to Teherean was an easy one to make, at least for anyone with residual, bitter memories of what happened in 2000.
On June 29, Iran’s Guardian Council reaffirmed Ahmadinejad’s victory. New protests erupted, graffiti was angrily scrawled on Teheran’s walls.
The world seems uncertain on what course of action to take. What is the United States to do? Does it simply watch and return to the business of burying its celebrities and making sense of the subarctic hebetudinosity that is Sarah Palin?
As for the protestors in Iran, Benjamin Franklin’s quote comes to mind: they must all hang together, or assuredly they shall all hang separately.

Infinite Summer: Location 933

Martin Schneider writes:
Note: I’m participating in Infinite Summer, the widespread Internet book project dedicated to reading David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest. For more information, consult my introduction. My strategy has been to avoid lengthy commentary but instead list quintessentially Wallacean vocabulary and note other oddities, including Kindle typos.
I took hardly any notes for the second and third chapters. Chapter 2 is a pitch-perfect depiction of (as yet unnamed) Erdedy’s agitated hours-long wait for pot, and chapter 3 returns to Hal and introduces us to an eccentric and key relation of his. For some reason, neither one offers much for the fan of odd vocabulary (aside from Kindle problems with italics text).
The juxtaposition of these two chapters is a reminder that what most marks Infinite Jest is its combination of sections featuring unfussy, devastating, psychologically plausible character sketches and sections featuring hyperbolic, absurd comedy. The first elicits the reaction, “Oh my god, that is just how it is,” and the other, laughter and admiration for linguistic dexterity. Honestly, DFW is equally good at both, but forced to choose, I’ll take the unfussy stuff.
There’s also chapter 5, about the Saudi doctor, which is closer to regular narrative.
location 641: magisculed
location 667: The sentence starting “Was he in the bathroom”—can this possibly make grammatical sense?
location 716: caries
location 725: immeaning, Kindle typo
location 748: Seventhisn’t, Kindle typo
location 749: Eighthamends, Kindle typo
location 782: Spiegelresulted, Kindle typo
location 797: mise-enscene, Kindle typo
location 809: Citizen,and, Kindle typo
location 858: Töblerone, DFW persists in spelling it with an umlaut, which it doesn’t take.
location 858: monolial sinusitis
location 861: DeBakey
location 861: ad valorem
location 865: Valayat
location 876: spectation, IMO a quintessentially DFW kind of word; see plosive elsewhere
location 885: thrushive
location 889: and but so, a bit of usage familiar to readers of DFW’s nonfiction.

The Wavy Rule, a Daily Comic by Pollux: Desert Island Jokes

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When did the comic device of a character or characters set on a “desert island”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_island first appear? I would love to find the first ever desert island cartoon.
Click on the cartoon to enlarge it!
Read “The Wavy Rule” archive, and “order your Wavy Rule 2008 Anthology today!”:http://emdashes.com/2009/03/the-wavy-rule-anthology-now-fo.php

Emdashes Milestone: 1,001 Followers on Twitter!

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Sometime between the hours when yachts participating in the Volvo Ocean Race were inching their way across the last leg to St. Petersburg, and the minute when the TerreStar-1 satellite was launched from a space base in French Guiana, a great thing happened: “the number of followers on Emdashes”:http://twitter.com/Emdashes hit **1,001**!
We were pleased and appreciate the support of all of our Twitter followers –even you, Twitter Follower #666.
But time and Twitter stand still for no one. We’re not going to rest on our digital laurels here at Emdashes: as such, we will be rewarding the 1500th follower with a “Squib Report T-shirt”:http://www.cafepress.com/emdashesshop, featuring the Typing Owl! Available in adult sizes, and, as proven by the very cute photo above, in child sizes as well.