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Festival: Pamuk and Rushdie Go Home

The High Line Ballroom is a very interesting venue. It’s not very big, yet still a ballroom. All that dancing space taken up by a modest yet dense grid of rectangular tables. I was fortunate to get a table right in the front. I recommending arriving early at High Line Ballroom events; proximity may make the difference.
You will be seated with others; at my table was a young couple discussing Pamuk’s brief contributon to the Food Issue and James Watson’s “ornery” appearance a few days ago. (How often do you hear the phrase “This is the second Nobelist I’m seeing speak this week”?)
Pamuk and Rushdie thankfully ignored the Bushian undertones of the word “homeland,” opting instead to focus on the place of one’s upbringing, the place where one’s mother lives. (Rushdie pointed out that Pamuk’s oft-invoked mother, meant as a symbol for familiar trappings, loomed large over the proceedings.) The two men saw eye to eye on many matters; it was telling where they differed. Rushdie observed that a man who never leaves home is “sad”; Pamuk dissented, preferring to pity the man who is widely traveled and yet finds home in every foreign artifact. Pamuk made a point I found quite penetrating, to the effect that one can be sure one is not at home when one feels no responsibility for the state of affairs where one is. Rushdie impishly said, “I find Orhan’s sense of responsibility comforting; I’m in favor of irresponsibility.”

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Pamuk’s English is strongly accented (and largely article-free) and yet, as befits a man of very wide reading, he had an uncanny knack for choosing the correct word. Where Rushdie was delightedly puckish, Pamuk was well-nigh sermonic, and yet charmingly so. Pamuk ventured some wisecracks, none of which went over; yet his “straight” discourse was often more effortlessly amusing, not least when he explained how much it pisses him off when westerners feel compelled to pigeonhole his accessible works as self-evidently limited to “Turkish” love or politics.
Rushdie’s easy whimsy manifested itself in several good anecdotes, such as when he described his mother as a “Garcia Marquez” of local gossip. He also told a wonderful story about the eye-opening feats of New Yorker fact-checkers, who requested that he alter a stray name reference so as not to coincide with the actual contents of the Bradford, UK, telephone directory. Rushdie demurred (in my view rightly).
Perhaps the most startling moment in a very diverting evening was when Rushdie pronounced Updike’s The Coup as “one of the worst novels ever written.” —Martin Schneider

Breaking: Some Events Sold Out at HQ; Many Tickets Still Available

As of 6pm Friday at the New Yorker Festival headquarters (which had closed for the day), the following events were sold out. To the best of my knowledge, tickets to all other events are still quite readily available.
Saturday:
Anthony Lane/Simon Schama
Seymour Hersh/David Remnick
Steve Martin/Susan Morrison
Samantha Power/Darfur
Sigur Ros
“The Kite Runner,” Khaled Hosseini
“Encounters at the End of the World,” Werner Herzog
Sunday:
Bagels with Bob
Behind the Scenes at the Museum
Come Hungry
Inside the Artist’s Studio
The Next Century’s Newsroom
Judd Apatow/Seth Rogen/David Denby
Oliver Sacks
Susan Orlean/Mark Singer
I saw a college-aged woman let out a loud yelp when she noticed that the Fiona Apple event wasn’t sold out yet. And then ran over to the ticket table.
Again, some tickets are also being held at the individual venues for each event. Good luck!

Festival: And They’re Off! (Their Rockers)

I’m actually at Festival HQ before it’s “officially” open. Out front throngs of people are clamoring for the tickets that the Festival has set aside. I noticed that all of the pricey Sunday morning events are now sold out, which is perhaps to be expected, as are the Pamuk/Rushdie event plus Sy Hersh, Simon Schama, Steve Martin and a few others. Plenty of good events, left though, even if they’re vanishing by the half-hour.
The chaos out front is only somewhat mirrored in the headquarters itself. I’m comfortably ensconced in the “Acura Lounge,” where it is posted that complimentary coffees will be made available. Not that I’m partaking—I’m wired enough as it is. According to the Festival Wire cellphone updates, Acura will actually be ferrying people from HQ to events, which I find rather remarkable (I think I’ll take them up on that!).
I’m currently seated amid a welter of controlled hubbub, as motivated young people scurry hither and thither, arranging the Cartoon Bank displays, wiring banks of lights, distributing attractive candles to all tables, and the like. I extend thanks to Josh at Scharf Weisberg and Melissa and Lisa at the New Yorker for helpfully ensuring me WiFi access even though HQ isn’t “officially” open yet. They can all add “liveblogger wrangler” to their resumes.
BoingBoing Gadgets was touting a T-shirt today that actually lights up when you are near a strong WiFi signal.


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What I wouldn’t give for one of those for this weekend! (This assumes that Josh, Melissa, and Lisa won’t be catering to my every whim for the next three days, which admittedly seems like a longshot.)
—Martin Schneider

Ira Glass and the Nonfictioners of Nonfiction

The youngsters of Chicago, city of kickass editors, could probably use a bit of sound instruction on whether the term is properly styled e-mail email e-mail, and we think that 826 Chicago is just the outfit to provide some solid guidance on that subject as well as “their creative and expository writing skills,” as they put it.
Think of it as the New Yorker Festival afterparty. On Monday, October 8, Ira Glass is hosting a benefit for 826Chi at Town Hall. The event is called “The New Kings of Nonfiction,” and showcases such New Yorker-affiliated lights as Malcolm Gladwell and Susan Orlean, not to mention Chuck Klosterman. Ira may be the finest “so wait” clarifier in the history of spoken utterance (listen for it on This American Life), and to see him do it live is surely the equivalent of watching Roger Federer hit a backhand or something.
Be diverted, help Chicago’s youth—not a bad combination. Our only complaint is that Maria Bamford, genius Comedian of Comedy, isn’t part of the lineup; she adds such goofy, nervy pizazz to every stage she’s on. —Martin Schneider

Close But No Cigar: Bethune Bethune Bethune Bethune Bethune…

In this engaging blog interview courtesy of the 92nd St. Y, Judith Thurman discusses good cabbies, bad cabbies, her many New York residences (one was on Bethune St.), Jane Jacobs, the upside of apocalypse, and beastly New York summers. (I disagree on this point—I love NYC when it gets all empty in August.) Thurman is obviously a New Yorker’s New Yorker, a locution that puts me in the mind of “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo,” which I just found out about yesterday and which has been giving me headaches ever since (but the nice kind).
I’m not in town on October 28, but you might be. (I know, you didn’t ask.) Do hasten over to the Upper East Side and have brunch with her at the 92nd St. Y. I’m sure it’ll be a hoot. —Martin Schneider

Festival: Frantic VIPs Hanker After Tix (Which Are, in Fact, Available)

The New York Post today reports that tickets for this weekend’s Festival—make that for tomorrow’s Festival!—are in hot demand, and even well-known actors are being told to line up with everybody else. Shudder! Some individuals are trying the desperate measure of “sliding ticket requests under the door” of David Remnick’s apartment. Festival stalking! Now that’s a new one. (There’s also some scurrilous blind dishing about festival attractions participating in events under the influence. My attorneys have informed me that further comment on this subject is inadvisable.)
In a classic case of burying the lede, the Post lets four whole paragraphs go by before letting readers know that “Ten percent of all tickets have been held back for sale at 3 p.m. tomorrow [this means Friday], only at festival headquarters at 125 W. 18 St.” Indeed. There will also be a small number of tickets available before each event at the respective venue. If you’ve been shut out, we urge you to keep trying—you never know what opportunity will suddenly present itself!
Good luck to all ticket-seekers, and if you see or hear anything during the weekend that you think is worthy of comment here, we urge you to send it on to us. —Martin Schneider

Festival: Only Three Days Till Blast-Off

Three days until the festival! I can feel the electricity building—can you feel it? What was it that one friend of mine told me? Oh, yes, I think it was “EEEEEEEEEE!”
Now, stay in sight of your teachers and guardians, and always use the buddy system! We’re going to cross all intersections as a group. (Traffic be damned.) Remember that “all participants will have a whistle, compass, and map on their person, and are instructed as to the use of these aids should they become lost.” Well, no, not really, but it would be so much more fun. And speaking of the buddy system, we’re adding a few special correspondents (think Kermit in a press hat) to our ranks for the weekend. Stay tuned on their identities.
A few pithy reminders:
Sign up to the Festival’s special texting service! All weekend long (and even beforehand; we’ve been getting about one a day), you’ll receive occasional updates. Just text “NYFEST” to 644444 and you’ll sign up to receive official updates on the New Yorker Festival via text message. Here’s more on that.
Not only are tickets still available to some events, but a small number of tickets for all events will still be available at the Festival headquarters during the weekend. As a reminder, Festival Headquarters is located at Metropolitan Pavilion, 125 West 18th Street (between Sixth and Seventh Avenues).
Even if you don’t get any tickets, that doesn’t mean you have to sit the whole weekend out. You can always go to the Javits Plaza (Eleventh Avenue between 35th & 36th Sts.) on Sunday at 1 pm to see what’s sure to be a scintillating demonstration of parkour with David Belle.
Many authors who are involved in other events throughout the weekend will be signing books all Saturday and Sunday afternoon. Check the festival site for the full list.
Send us any tidbits you want—sightings, encounters, favorite quotes—from the festival all weekend, at letters@emdashes.com. And if you see one of us, by all means flag us down! Both Emily and I look exactly like the icon above. That’s right, just like that. —Martin Schneider

I Can’t Wait for Google Ransom Note

Google recently came out with a bunch of improvements to its Book Search.
I went over and typed in “New Yorker” in the search field. The New Yorker, as in the magazine, actually comes up in the results. When you click on it, among the elements on the page is this peculiar image:

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I can’t decide if I find that obscurely chilling (it’s all dismembered!) or an intriguing example of impromptu art.
Or both.
—Martin Schneider

Breaking Festival News: Herzog In, Axewielders Out

This just in! The New Yorker Festival has added an intriguing event for Saturday night. Here’s the info:
Saturday Night Movie: “Encounters at the End of the World”
The New Yorker presents a special preview screening of “Encounters at the End of the World,” a new documentary by Werner Herzog about the astonishing landscape and intrepid citizens of Antarctica. Following the screening, Herzog will talk with Daniel Zalewski.
7:30 p.m. Ailey Citigroup Theatre
Joan Weill Center for Dance ($25)
I once saw Herzog interview Brian De Palma in a similar setting—I think it was the 1992 Viennale film festival. De Palma was promoting Raising Cain at the time. I won’t soon forget Herzog’s response after De Palma spent three minutes rhapsodizing about the use of computers to help him plan out ever-more-meticulous SteadiCam sequences involving Frances Sternhagen. Herzog—famous for subjecting his crews to the agonies of the Amazon—managed to pipe up, “But don’t you lose something in the spontaneity?” De Palma and Herzog—boy, interviewer and interviewee were rarely so mismatched. I’m sure Zalewski will be a better complement, and I can promise you, Herzog is very diverting! Go see this! I’ve heard terrific things about the new documentary, which is about Antarctica. (De Palma has yet to shoot a feature down there, with or without Sternhagen.)
Oh, and there’s one cancellation. The event featuring guitarists Dick Dale, Billy Gibbons, Vernon Reid, and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez is, alas, no more. Too bad!
As always, keep up to date with the unparalleled Emdashes Festival calendar. —Martin Schneider

Festival: Tickets Available Today; Mailer, Nighy Out, McEwan, Hirsi Ali In

We are well aware that our readers need no reminder, but for those who may have arrived on this page by accident, the day has finally arrived to order your New Yorker Festival tickets! Starting at twelve noon sharp—okay, just to be safe, 11:56 a.m.—the website is TicketMaster, the telephone number (877) 391-0545. We hope that you get all of your must-see events—and even the could-miss ones.
Keep in mind that this year for the first time, a small number of tickets will be available during Festival weekend. So if you do get shut out today, don’t give up! You might still get in. And if you’re looking for an easy way to navigate the dozens of great events—we count 66 of them—don’t forget the handy Emdashes calendar listings dedicated to the Festival.
Note that there has been a change in the late event at the Highline Ballroom on Friday, October 5. The “Conversations Between Writers” was originally “Norman Mailer and Martin Amis on Monsters.” Ably substituting for Mailer will be Ayaan Hirsi Ali, a fascinating Somali author and filmmaker—she should bring a great deal of insight to the topic.
An event has serendipitously been added for Saturday involving a novelist who has written a book with that very title: David Remnick interviews Ian McEwan, author of Saturday and On Chesil Beach, on the morning of October 6 at the Directors Guild of America. Proving that every silver lining has a cloud, the Bill Nighy event on the same day has been canceled. —Martin Schneider