Category Archives: Little Words

Now Ongoing and Outgoing, Online: “Goings On,” Out On the Town

The new blog on newyorker.com. The writers so far should be familiar to you from the more recent volumes of the print edition’s now nearly 83 years: Shauna Lyon, Andrea K. Scott, Ben Greenman, Russell Platt, Andrea Thompson, John Donohue, and, of course, Richard Brody. Will this also be a proving ground for young employees, interns, assistants, and fledgling Leo Careys of restaurant-review prose poetry? I hope so!

Don’t Wait Till the Afterlife to Study Fiction With Donald Antrim

You have until 5 p.m. today to get your manuscript to the 92nd St. Y for Antrim’s advanced fiction master class, which begins February 7 and continues for nine weeks. Not only will this class be scintillating and rewarding (you’re advanced—don’t you want to be in that room with all those other serious writers?), I have a hunch that it’ll be pretty damn entertaining. Hurry! I don’t want to hear any of your excuses!

The Times They Are A-Changin’

My final New Yorker Festival wrap-up—in rhyming couplets!—and the return of Pick of the Issue, coming soon to a Mainly Nice New York Media Blog (patent pending) near you. For all of our coverage of the 2007 Festival—for which I thank, from the bottom of my not-yet-bilious bloggy heart, the incredible contributors Martin Schneider, Quin Browne, Toby Gardner, and Tiffany De Vos, as well as everyone at The New Yorker and Print who made it possible—take a gander here.

Nobody Reads Books, Except for Oscar Wilde on the Q Train

So we’re told hardly anyone’s reading. Not so fast, according to a friend of Emdashes (and sometime reporter) who was riding the Q train the other day:

Here’s something to make you feel better: The other day I was on the subway, and noticed that the person standing next to me—a fairly conventional-looking 20-ish girl—was reading something by Oscar Wilde. Looked closer, and it was The Picture of Dorian Gray. Pretty standard, but heck, Wilde on the subway is still cool. Then I looked around the car and happened to see a guy a little ways away, also reading. And what was he reading? The Picture of freakin’ Dorian Gray! I’m tossing any possible explanations for this, and enjoying the craziness of the unlikelihood of such a thing ever happening.

New Yorker News of the Day in a Couple of Quick Couplets

Jerome Groopman’s an expert in How Doctors Think;
to diagnose a celiac, it’s smart to see links.
Those married philosophers from a few issues back
study truth, mind, and mystery. They have a knack.
(I’m glad to see that piece getting a bit of attention. I think it’s one of the most fascinating long profiles I’ve read in months, and superb writing by Larissa MacFarquhar.)
The New Yorker Conference? They’d like to know more.
At Dr. Freud’s house, you’ll roll on the floor.
(That is, there’s now an exhibit of New Yorker shrink cartoons hanging in Freud’s house. It’s good to explicate one’s own verse, don’t you think? Leaves no room for irresponsible critical misinterpretation.)