Monthly Archives: September 2007

O Caption! My Caption! An Interview With Contest Winner James Montana

This week, John Bucher returns with our recurring Cartoon Caption Contest interview. He spoke to winner #109, James Montana, whose caption for Mike Twohy’s drawing — “I hate connecting through Roswell” — pokes fun at the passionately debated UFO capital of America. Montana is a student of German Studies at Amherst College, in Arlington, Virginia, and although he answered some of our questions on returning from Senior Bar Night—”one of Amherst’s grander traditions”—you’ll agree that he’s commendably self-possessed and lucid.
First, what’s your personal connection with the premise of the cartoon, namely, air travel, mutant life forms, and snide comments from barrel-chested men?
I have no connection with the premise of the cartoon whatsoever. I’ve got to be the least abnormal fellow you’d ever met—Catholic, Republican, and I wear my hair in a side part—so, contrary to what a girl here at Amherst implied of me yesterday, I’m nothing like that pseudo-amoeba thing.
That’s interesting. Humor is generally the province of misfits, but as a self-described member of the majority you’ve flipped the tables here, don’t you think?
Oh, I was that pseudo-amoeba kid, no question. I was bookish beyond belief. I remember once, in fifth grade, that my heart actually leapt when a girl called me “dictionary boy,” because I thought she was trying to be complimentary.
I’m not quite sure what has changed—high school football, I think, had a lot to do with making me less of a head-on-legs and more of a human being.
Do you consider yourself funny?
I think that I am better at connecting words than most people, but I don’t have that peculiar gift—I think very few people really do, although conversation these days, at least here at Amherst, always seems like a never-ending round of humorous one-upmanship.
What is your history with the magazine?
Although I live in Virginia, I come from a New York family. My mother’s family was very German and professorial, so they subscribed to The New Yorker for years and years; my father’s family was very Sicilian, so they preferred The New York Post.
I subscribed to The New Yorker two years ago because I wanted to force myself to read more current fiction. I like history and philosophy best, but I had this niggling feeling that I needed more contemporary culture, so I ponied up for The New Yorker. By and large I’ve enjoyed the magazine. I especially like Anthony Lane’s pieces—I’ve never read anyone who reviews movies so insightfully, besides James Bowman.
How did the winning caption arrive?
It arose during a fit of filial resentment, because my father thought that he had a better one—which he sent in, without success. (Actually, to tell the precise truth, my father mentioned that he didn’t like traveling with extraterrestrials, so the germ of the idea was really his. Add that to all of the things I owe him.)

So, Oedipus, what was your father’s caption, and why is yours superior to his?

I’ve already said too much about that—both of my parents are psychologists, so I’ll be in for quite a grilling if I give them any more material!
What, in your view, is the signal characteristic of a good caption?
I wish I were better versed in captions, but the few winners I’ve seen have all induced a very particular kind of laugh: a knowing chuckle, but nothing that would provoke the sort of side-splitting pain that you get from great comedy. I have the impression that The New Yorker wants to add a dash of mild pleasantness without stirring the pot too much.
Allow me to stir the pot a little. As a side-parter (and, okay, Catholic and Republican), how do you find the magazine’s reporting on religion and politics? Do you feel that it skews left?
You’d know better than I, but I think the answer is clearly yes. Occasionally a conservative piece floats up, but it feels like a cameo next to the unrelenting—albeit interesting and thoughtful—liberalism of writers like Hendrik Hertzberg and George Packer.
I enjoy the leftward tilt, though; my usual diet is First Things and The Weekly Standard, so it’s healthy to read the other side.

Are you planning to make a caption contest entry this week?

I’d never entered the contest before and goodness knows I’ll never enter again. Can’t mess with that kind of luck.

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Other Emdashes caption-contest interviews:

  • Robert Gray, winner #106 (“Have you considered writing this story in the third monkey rather than the first monkey?”)
  • David Kempler, winner #100 (“Don’t tell Noah about the vasectomy.”)
  • David Wilkner, winner #99 (“I’d like to get your arrow count down.”)
  • Richard Hine, winner #98 (“When you’re finished here, Spencer, we’ll need you on the bridge-to-nowhere project.”)
  • Carl Gable, winner #40 (“Hmm. What rhymes with layoffs?”)
  • T.C. Boyle, winner #29 (“And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too.”)
  • Adam Szymkowicz (“Shut up, Bob, everyone knows your parrot’s a clip-on”), winner #27, and cartoonist Drew Dernavich interview each other in three parts: One, Clip-On Parrots and Doppelgangers; Two, Adam and Drew, Pt. Two; Three, Clip-On Parrots’ Revenge
  • Evan Butterfield, winner #15 (“Well, it’s a lovely gesture, but I still think we should start seeing other people.”)
  • Jan Richardson, winner #8 (“He’s the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet.”)
  • Roy Futterman, winner #1 (“More important, however, is what I learned about myself.”)

A Case Against “A Case Against The New Yorker Festival”

About that piece in the Voice that’s been getting a lot of press: good for them for creating something so timely and buzzworthy, and I’m wholly sincere; for many years, I never missed a copy of the paper. I want it to never go out of business; I want it never to have to fire anyone for financial reasons; I want it always to be great. So when I open the paper or the Voice site and I see something I like, I’m heartened and relieved.
Unfortunately, I can’t agree with Rose Jacobs here. It’s certainly true that the PEN World Voices Festival is an excellent series; I saw how fulfilling the events were (and how hard the small staff works) when I was at PEN, and it’s an inspiring program. But Jacobs’s accounts of two previous New Yorker Festival events, both of which I also attended—John Updike and David Remnick, in 2005, and Milos Forman and David Denby, in 2006—puzzle me. Her impressions of both occasions were so unlike mine. I covered a large number of festival events in 2005, for Beatrice, and even more last year for Emdashes, and I found them extraordinarily varied in subject, format, personnel, tone, audience, mood, subject, contentiousness, and, yes, chumminess.
According to Jacobs, the Festival is “an audiovisual review of what they’ve read in The New Yorker over the past year.” I imagine the cast of characters at a given New Yorker Festival is loosely affiliated with the magazine for a reason—it’s a chance for audiences to meet not just arts and culture stars but the magazine’s own team of writers and editors like Denby, Remnick, Judith Thurman, Bob Mankoff, Sasha Frere-Jones, Alex Ross, Joan Acocella, Atul Gawande, Jeffrey Toobin, Seymour Hersh, Susan Morrison, Deborah Treisman, John Lahr, Hendrik Hertzberg, Ben Greenman, Michael Specter, Burkhard Bilger, Cressida Leyshon, Daniel Zalewski, and so on—most of whom aren’t displaying themselves monthly at B&N, by the way, unless they happen to have a book out. That doesn’t make the events a “review”; nor does it make them “predictable.”
That said, of course there’s always room for the New Yorker Festival, like any major or minor gathering of speakers and celebrities, to introduce audiences to even more new and emerging ideas, music, poetry, filmmakers, food, technology, fiction, debates, and so on. I hope Jacobs will follow up her complaint with some concrete suggestions. Below, Martin has his own response to the Voice piece. —Emily Gordon
First off, it’s nonsensical to fault the New Yorker Festival for not being the Hay Festival. Obviously, the charms provided at Hay cannot easily be reproduced anywhere within 100 miles of New York City. It is therefore impossible for The New Yorker to attain Jacobs’s ideal of quirky rusticity. Heads she wins, tails The New Yorker loses.
Similarly irrelevant is the carping about the recent Food Issue. The appearance of “cringe-inducing personal essays,” as Jacobs characterizes them, self-evidently has nothing to do with the quality of the Festival. Magazines are having a terrible time of it across the board, but no, it is wrong, wrong, for The New Yorker to cater to advertisers. I’m not the biggest defender of themed issues either, but the notion that the magazine and the festival hosted by the magazine might have something in common is not exactly news.
In any case, anything can be slammed. Jacobs twits the festival for presenting such middle-of-the-road fare as The Kite Runner and Borat. Is the inclusion of Borat compelling evidence that the festival is unwilling to offend the sensibilities of NPR listeners? I don’t see how. Similarly, she reels off some of the fascinating writers who will appear at this year’s New Yorker Festival—and admits that the list is alluring—only to attack the festival for not importing enough obscure writers from the European continent. (I notice that Hay is wholly exempt from criticism that it features highly visible literary luminaries like Martin Amis and Richard Dawkins. Oh, I see, its patrons are “lumpy” and “enthusiastic”! My mistake.)
It’s foolish to characterize any festival that includes Jhumpa Lahiri, Daniel Alarcón, and Orhan Pamuk as parochial. Are the festival’s options truly so circumscribed by the year-round existence of fine readings at Barnes & Noble, not to mention McNally Robinson, 192 Books, Three Lives, and so on? Another writer might equally well point to such overlap as community-building. Again, Jacobs has arbitrarily imposed a scale of criteria by which the festival cannot possibly succeed.
One last point. Let’s say you’re inclined to agree with Jacobs’s argument that the festival is too “self-congratulatory.” Even so, it’s striking how little evidence she marshals; she quotes zero snotty or smug remarks by actual attendees or participants. There’s no proof here, aside from a single long line and a general feeling that two past events weren’t stimulating enough. Instead, she’s content to tell the story of her train trip with a nicotine-mad Martin Amis and take ad hominem potshots at David Denby. The Voice can do better than this. So often, it has done better than this. —Martin Schneider

Paul Muldoon Will Be The New Yorker’s New Poetry Editor

Alice Quinn is stepping down to work on a further Elizabeth Bishop volume, and Muldoon is taking the post. Here’s the Times story.

Mr. Muldoon quickly emerged as the leading candidate after Ms. Quinn announced her intentions.
“It’s not just a matter of picking the best poet you can think of,” said David Remnick, editor of The New Yorker. “It’s also somebody who would know how to be in touch with an enormous range of poets, and that narrows it down a little bit more. And also somebody who’s not in Alaska.”

Mr. Muldoon said he had no particular agenda for the job, which is a part-time post. “One would want to be absolutely open to the poem that one simply did not expect to have made its way into the world and somehow suddenly falls on one’s desk,” he said.

As Brian Sholis adds, it’s really Muldoon’s week:

Not only will Paul Muldoon succeed Alice Quinn as poetry editor at The New Yorker, but yesterday it was announced that Muldoon has hired novelist Jeffrey Eugenides at the Center for Creative and Performing Arts at Princeton University, where he serves as chair. Muldoon was quoted as saying, “‘We’re thrilled to have Jeffrey Eugenides join our permanent faculty. He’s quite simply the finest writer of his generation and we look forward to allowing Princeton students to be the beneficiaries of his extraordinary talent as a teacher.”

The image I cherish of Muldoon is that of him reading and playing music at Williamsburg’s old Pete’s Big Salmon series a couple of years ago, whooping it up with writers of several generations; as Shanna Compton wrote at the time, “Paul Muldoon was mellifiluous and changed into the tee shirt Maureen made him that said ‘i am famous in japan’ to play with his band and that’s probably true.” He’s like the best-loved camp counselor you ever knew who can also write a bang-up poem.

In other masthead news, managing editor Jacob Lewis is leaving the magazine to join Portfolio.

Breaking Festival News: Herzog In, Axewielders Out

This just in! The New Yorker Festival has added an intriguing event for Saturday night. Here’s the info:
Saturday Night Movie: “Encounters at the End of the World”
The New Yorker presents a special preview screening of “Encounters at the End of the World,” a new documentary by Werner Herzog about the astonishing landscape and intrepid citizens of Antarctica. Following the screening, Herzog will talk with Daniel Zalewski.
7:30 p.m. Ailey Citigroup Theatre
Joan Weill Center for Dance ($25)
I once saw Herzog interview Brian De Palma in a similar setting—I think it was the 1992 Viennale film festival. De Palma was promoting Raising Cain at the time. I won’t soon forget Herzog’s response after De Palma spent three minutes rhapsodizing about the use of computers to help him plan out ever-more-meticulous SteadiCam sequences involving Frances Sternhagen. Herzog—famous for subjecting his crews to the agonies of the Amazon—managed to pipe up, “But don’t you lose something in the spontaneity?” De Palma and Herzog—boy, interviewer and interviewee were rarely so mismatched. I’m sure Zalewski will be a better complement, and I can promise you, Herzog is very diverting! Go see this! I’ve heard terrific things about the new documentary, which is about Antarctica. (De Palma has yet to shoot a feature down there, with or without Sternhagen.)
Oh, and there’s one cancellation. The event featuring guitarists Dick Dale, Billy Gibbons, Vernon Reid, and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez is, alas, no more. Too bad!
As always, keep up to date with the unparalleled Emdashes Festival calendar. —Martin Schneider

Temporary Conclusions: Dana Goodyear on Blogging

On newyorker.com and on the New Yorker Out Loud podcast, there’s an audio interview with Dana Goodyear about her piece in the Style Issue on Kim Hastreiter, Paper, and the L.A. downtown art scene (not online). The interview, with web editor Blake Eskin, wraps up with this interesting tidbit about a magazine writer’s experience with blogging; it certainly rings true for me. When getting things right for publication is a struggle between joy and fear (shout-out to my patient editors), getting things published right away can be a fearsome joy.
Blake Eskin: You were reporting on Kim Hastreiter as you launched your blog on newyorker.com. Tell us about your blog, and tell us how it’s different than writing a long article for the magazine.
Dana Goodyear: The blog is called “Postcard From Los Angeles,” a title that I like because it has a New Yorker-ish quality, and sometimes Talk stories from L.A. have that rubric, but also because it has the word “post” in it, so it feels—it’s internet-appropriate.
And they are posts, and what I am loving about writing the blog is that that’s a form that’s very responsive to the immediate, and I think that there are probably some dangers in that, but there’s a lot of freedom in that too. Because the city is still very new to me—I’ve been here two and a half years, but it’s a vast place—and it feels great to have a way of responding to it and a way of trying to process it that is part of my daily life. It’s not just that everything is fodder now, which is a bit terrifying as a way of approaching your life, but suddenly the thoughts that attach to what is going on around me—I am forced to, if I want to, come to a conclusion. Even if it’s a temporary conclusion.

A Requiem for Anna Politkovskaya, October 6 and 7 in New York

An event hosted by my alma mater:

A Requiem for Anna Politkovskaya
Saturday, 10/06, 5:00 PM or Sunday, October 10/07, 7:00 PM
James Chapel, Union Theological Seminary, West 120th St. and Broadway
Enjoy one of two free performances of A Requiem for Anna Politkovskaya, a giant puppet pageant created by Amy Trompetter, with choral music and speakers commemorating the one-year anniversary of the murder of the Russian journalist.
Click here for more information, or call 212-854-5638.

Martin has been continuously updating our fabulous Emdashes calendar, which can alert you to literary, art, music, theater, and other events around the country, especially New Yorker-related ones. We’ve also made one just for the New Yorker Festival that shows only festival events. Scoring tickets is up to you! Subscribe (for free) to both; you’ll be glad you did.

“The Sarah Silverman of Cartoons”: Emily Flake Gets Her Portrait Done

Rob Hiaasen at the Baltimore Sun, who’s got a solid, Emdashes-approved history of covering New Yorker-related stuff, wrote a good profile of Emily Flake, whose endearingly nihilistic comics of love and shame, or love of shame, or shameful love, can sort of be described (and Hiassen does a bang-up job), but should mainly be seen. Update: Disturbingly, the paper’s site seems to be temporarily down, so use this for now.
Also, if you’re following that letter to the editor from John Yohalem, who wrote in to update readers on his state of mind, residence, and solvency (he’s just fine) after reading Tim Page’s recent story about life with Asberger’s, you’ll want to read this entertaining little chat about it. Also, in addition to his other good qualities, Alex Ross has a sense of humor.

Festival: Tickets Available Today; Mailer, Nighy Out, McEwan, Hirsi Ali In

We are well aware that our readers need no reminder, but for those who may have arrived on this page by accident, the day has finally arrived to order your New Yorker Festival tickets! Starting at twelve noon sharp—okay, just to be safe, 11:56 a.m.—the website is TicketMaster, the telephone number (877) 391-0545. We hope that you get all of your must-see events—and even the could-miss ones.
Keep in mind that this year for the first time, a small number of tickets will be available during Festival weekend. So if you do get shut out today, don’t give up! You might still get in. And if you’re looking for an easy way to navigate the dozens of great events—we count 66 of them—don’t forget the handy Emdashes calendar listings dedicated to the Festival.
Note that there has been a change in the late event at the Highline Ballroom on Friday, October 5. The “Conversations Between Writers” was originally “Norman Mailer and Martin Amis on Monsters.” Ably substituting for Mailer will be Ayaan Hirsi Ali, a fascinating Somali author and filmmaker—she should bring a great deal of insight to the topic.
An event has serendipitously been added for Saturday involving a novelist who has written a book with that very title: David Remnick interviews Ian McEwan, author of Saturday and On Chesil Beach, on the morning of October 6 at the Directors Guild of America. Proving that every silver lining has a cloud, the Bill Nighy event on the same day has been canceled. —Martin Schneider

Baltimore: This Weekend Is Mencken Weekend

H. L. Mencken’s 128th birthday has come and gone (it was Wednesday). We may have missed it, but the Mencken Society has a slew of rousing events scheduled this weekend celebrating the great freethinking writer and editor. You’ve got to love a crank so cranky he published a book dedicated to criticizing himself; it was called Menckeneanea: A Schimpflexikon. (Schimpflexikon is German and means something like “dictionary of disgrace.”)
There’s a lecture on Mencken and George Jean Nathan, there’s a preview of the George H. Thompson Mencken Collection, and former New York Times columnist Anthony Lewis will be speaking.
Most of the events seem to be on Saturday, September 15. You can contact the society’s president, Edward A. Martin, for more info. —Martin Schneider

Festival: Events Accessible on Emdashes Calendar

Here at Emdashes, we’ve gone to the trouble of entering every single New Yorker Festival event into our flourishing Emdashes event calendar, which several of you have already told us is becoming indispensable. We’re just getting into the groove of it ourselves, but if you’re a Google kind of person, you should easily be able to search all of our events on Google’s calendar search page. If you’re already using it to track your own events, you should be able to add the Emdashes events seamlessly.
Every New Yorker Festival event is tagged “NYFEST,” so if you search for that term on Google’s public calendars, all of the events should come up. You can also narrow the search by venue or by event type or by person.
It’s all part of providing the most complete Festival coverage we possibly can—given our part-time staff of three, with one (hi John!) in Vancouver—and we hope you’ll find it useful.
(Note that when we test the search, sometimes our events come up and sometimes they don’t—Google seems to be working out some early kinks. So be patient and keep trying if the results seem nonexistent. Trust us, they’re there.) —Martin Schneider