In today’s “Wavy Rule,” Paul makes art about art about art. He writes:
Last year, the Los Angeles County Museum of Art began feasibility studies to build what is proposed to be a 161-foot-tall piece by Jeff Koons. It will be a train engine suspended from a crane. You can read all about it here; The New Yorker‘s Peter Schjeldahl reviewed Koons’ latest retrospective back in June, and Calvin Tomkins profiled him in 2007. (There was even a slide show to go with it.) Koons’ suspended locomotive is projected to be constructed by 2010-2011.
Is the sculpture a statement on Los Angeles’ lack of mass transit, as some bloggers have suggested? Is the sculpture some kind of giant sexual metaphor? Will this be a new L.A. landmark? Is this art?
I thank my friend Charlie for sending me the initial article on this project. Click to enlarge!

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In today’s “Wavy Rule,” Paul considers those newfangled billets-vous that they use to buy marzipan in the Old Country–and an alternate universe in which Yankees get to decide what goes on them. He writes:
As reported by Reuters, “In the latest example that the U.S. dollar just ain’t what it used to be, some shops in New York City have begun accepting euros and other foreign currency as payment for merchandise.” That got me thinking on special United States-ian Euros for special use in this country. Click to enlarge!

More by Paul Morris: “The Wavy Rule” archive; “Arnjuice,” a wistful, funny webcomic; a smorgasbord at Flickr; and beautifully off-kilter cartoon collections for sale (and free download) at Lulu.

Today’s “Wavy Rule” concerns our late, great newfound enemy: Russia. Click to enlarge!

More by Paul Morris: “The Wavy Rule” archive; “Arnjuice,” a wistful, funny webcomic; a smorgasbord at Flickr; and beautifully off-kilter cartoon collections for sale (and free download) at Lulu.

Here’s Paul on today’s “Wavy Rule” (click to enlarge!):
We were relieved to see that New Orleans was spared the worst in the latest hurricane. Still, has anyone learned the most important lessons from the egregious mistakes that resulted in almost 2,000 deaths during Hurricane Katrina? In preparation for Gustav, according to The Chicago Tribune, “city officials ordered downtown hotels closed, strongly urged all residents and visitors to leave and choreographed an orderly bus and train convoy to evacuate up to 30,000 city residents without the means to get out themselves.” But the levee that broke during Katrina was severely tested again, and while getting people out saves (and saved) lives, it still does nothing to protect the city from the storm itself.

More by Paul Morris: “The Wavy Rule” archive; “Arnjuice,” a wistful, funny webcomic; a smorgasbord at Flickr; and beautifully off-kilter cartoon collections for sale (and free download) at Lulu.

Each Friday, the Emdashes summer interns bring us the news from the ultimate Rossosphere: the blogs and podcasts at newyorker.com. Here’s this week’s report.
Sarah Arkebauer:
My mom’s been reading scads of Tobias Wolff recently, so T.C. Boyle reading Wolff’s short story “Bullet in the Brain” in the February archive of the Fiction Podcast caught my eye. I found myself fully engrossed in the entire podcast. The story blended cleverness and humor seamlessly, and I enjoyed Boyle’s discussion with Deborah Treisman afterward nearly as much.
The Cartoon Lounge used slideshows in a couple of this week’s posts. The first is in an imaginative treatise on what happens in pictures where the subject hides his hand in his jacket–a light and humorous picture-series. I was even more excited about the second, though, which was a Cartoon-Off between The New Yorker‘s Farley Katz and Michael Showalter. I’ve been a fan of Showalter since his hysterical (if short-lived) comedy show Stella (which is now available on Joost), so I was thrilled to see both his cartoons and the interview that followed. Zachary Kanin and Chris Onstad also continued their feud with very funny eighth and ninth episodes, and Drew Dernavich posted a droll reminder about the musical Rent.
I was packing for school on Tuesday night, so I missed Hillary Clinton’s blockbuster convention speech. I hope to see the speech online soon, especially after reading in Goings On about the video preceding it. I enjoyed Andrea Thompson’s post on the successes and failures of Persian restaurants, as well. I was somewhat disturbed, though, by Ben Greenman’s report that Michael Jackson has recorded a collaborative album with David Gest setting the poetry of Robert Burns to music. Yikes.
I’d been tipped off earlier in the week to the plight of the “typo vigilantes,” but The Book Bench provided an excellent and detailed account of their transgressions. I’ve been working on my amateur bookspotting skills, but have not yet come across anything quite so charming as Jon Michaud’s latest sighting. Ever since I noticed, some years ago, that the movie version for F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” was in pre-production, I’ve been waiting to see how it will measure up to the story; now, more details are finally becoming available. Also: I liked Rollo Romig’s fascinating article on books for prisoners, which was both haunting and heartening, and a concise post by Jenna Krajeski on a similarity between The Book Bench and George Orwell.
Adam Shoemaker:
This week in Interesting Times, George Packer questions Democrats’ squeamishness about Lyndon Johnson, the one-hundreth anniversary of whose birth was yesterday. “Johnson’s Presidency represented the zenith of American liberalism, and its downfall,” writes Packer. More important, he represents the potential of a converted politician to marshal the forces necessary to realize an ideal. In this sense, perhaps Dr. Martin Luther King’s relationship to Johnson is not unlike Douglass’s to Lincoln. Packer also spends a few paragraphs observing the “disorientation, estrangement, and fragmentation” of political conventions–and why Denver reminds him of the Green Zone.
Hendrik Hertzberg, in his blog subtitled “Notes on politics, mostly,” writes about the current political slumber of Kennedy family, and offers a requiem on the occasion of Teddy Kennedy’s speech at the Democratic convention: “The lion roared one last time, and we were all his cubs.”
Meanwhile Sasha Frere-Jones reports on Little Boots and her foray into lite-brite electronica. The first time I watched this video, I just wished the Tenori-On had been around when I was little. But on second viewing, as I was entranced by the dancing patterns of pixels, I began to wonder if Ms. Boots’ song might have more significance than we know. Frere-Jones also puts in a plug for Kara DioGuardi, the newly appointed fourth judge of American Idol, in whom he sees hope for the show. Finally, two new hop-hop tracks of note, one each from T.I. and Young Jeezy.
The New Yorker Out Loud spent some time this week with the magazine’s winsome television critic, Nancy Franklin, who discusses, among other things, the allure of televised badminton, why swimming will never catch on as a spectator sport, and the flashes of human sympathy and striving for betterment missed by those who shun reality TV.
Finally, Andy Borowitz writes on Sen. John McCain’s newest attack ad over at the Borowitz Report. This time the Arizona Republican questions whether Sen. Obama’s daughters are too young–and too cute–to lead. Let’s just hope they don’t take the Hilton approach and respond in kind.
Previous intern roundups: the August 22 report; the August 15 report; the August 8 report; the August 1 report; the July 25 report; the July 18 report; the July 11 report.

Here’s Paul on today’s “Wavy Rule” (click to enlarge!):
London may not be ready for the 2012 Olympics. Its Olympic Stadium has been panned, and millions have already been spent. Granted that Beijing ’08 is a tough act to follow, but London has already hosted the Olympics twice before. Why not give another city a shot at it?

More by Paul Morris: “The Wavy Rule” archive; “Arnjuice,” a wistful, funny webcomic; a smorgasbord at Flickr; and beautifully off-kilter cartoon collections for sale (and free download) at Lulu.

Here’s Paul on today’s “Wavy Rule” (click to enlarge!):
Boy, am I worried that The Office is going to jump the shark before it ends. The British version ended after 2 seasons. With a stiff upper lip, they ended it with the Christmas Special. Are American networks reluctant to let go of something good while they have it? Are we worried that we won’t come up with our own good ideas?

More by Paul Morris: “The Wavy Rule” archive; “Arnjuice,” a wistful, funny webcomic; a smorgasbord at Flickr; and beautifully off-kilter cartoon collections for sale (and free download) at Lulu.

As we did yesterday, we continue to celebrate The New Yorker‘s resident genius, Rea Irvin, born 127 years (and a day) ago. Click to enlarge, and swig some bubbly in celebration!

More by Paul Morris: “The Wavy Rule” archive; “Arnjuice,” a wistful, funny webcomic; a smorgasbord at Flickr; and beautifully off-kilter cartoon collections for sale (and free download) at Lulu.

Today, we celebrate the man, the myth, the maestro, the genius with a paintbrush and a pool cue, Rea Irvin, who was born this day in 1881. Click to enlarge, and have a glass of champagne in honor of Harold Ross’s favorite art tutor and our patron saint!

More by Paul Morris: “The Wavy Rule” archive; “Arnjuice,” a wistful, funny webcomic; a smorgasbord at Flickr; and beautifully off-kilter cartoon collections for sale (and free download) at Lulu.

Sure, but the more relevant question in today’s “Wavy Rule” is, Were their hippos even hungrier? Paul notes about this K-strategic drawing, the first of two to commemorate the end of this year’s Olympics, “This joke, obviously inspired by the Olympics, also reminds me of an old New Yorker short story: Edward Allen’s ‘Hungry Hungry Hippos,’ published July 30, 1990.” Click to enlarge!
Also, this important message! Don’t forget to enter the Emdashes contest to name the upside-down question mark! Today, August 25, is the last day we’re accepting submissions, until midnight West Coast time. ¿Can you best the entries that have already been posted? There’s only one way to find out! Back to our regularly scheduled program.

More by Paul Morris: “The Wavy Rule” archive; “Arnjuice,” a wistful, funny webcomic; a smorgasbord at Flickr; and beautifully off-kilter cartoon collections for sale (and free download) at Lulu.